Malcolm
This is my favorite one. I love this thread!
when are we gonna see yours, Kerry?
Jessie
Yep, polyester has a lot to answer for. Which reminds me, I was watching "Deal or No Deal" the other night, with the ever delectable host, Andrew O'Keefe (be still my beating heart). The contestant on that occasion was a young woman named Polly Cotton. You think that's bad? But wait, it gets worse! About half way through the show, Andrew revealed that Polly's middle name was Ester! Polly Ester Cotton! How could any parent do that to a child?! True story!
OMG! Poor woman! My Mum had a kid in her nursery class called Dwayne. His Mum & Dad were Mr & Mrs Pipe!