Author Topic: The "ABCs of BBM": Round 965! (Rules in first post)  (Read 7861771 times)

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"R" is record
« Reply #9460 on: December 14, 2006, 10:02:01 am »
Ennis wanted to set the record straight when he said to Jack: "I ain't no queer."

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"S" is school
« Reply #9461 on: December 14, 2006, 10:09:56 am »
"Ennis, reared by his older brother and sister after their parents drove off the only curve on Dead Horse Road leaving them twenty-four dollars in cash and a two-mortgage ranch, applied at age fourteen for a hardship license that let him make the hour-long trip from the ranch to the high school."  [story]

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"T" is titillate
« Reply #9462 on: December 14, 2006, 10:17:30 am »
Lureen tried to titillate Jack in the back of her daddy's car.

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"U" is unbosom
« Reply #9463 on: December 14, 2006, 10:22:12 am »
Jack and Lureen's tryst in the backseat sounded very mechanical:  it had speed, brakes, direction and a time frame.  Jack heard the mating call when Lureen proceeded to unbosom herself.

 
« Last Edit: December 14, 2006, 10:30:38 am by Toast »

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"V" is visibility
« Reply #9464 on: December 14, 2006, 10:57:54 am »
Time and again the visibility was obscured on the mountain due to precipitation.
"chewing gum and duct tape"

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"W" is wandered
« Reply #9465 on: December 14, 2006, 11:13:44 am »
Not wanting to put the brakes on, Jack wandered into the direction of Lureen's breasts.
« Last Edit: December 14, 2006, 11:18:12 am by Memento »

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X is xplanations
« Reply #9466 on: December 14, 2006, 11:15:50 am »
After she removed her bra, Lureen didn't have to give Jack any more xplanations.
« Last Edit: December 14, 2006, 11:22:59 am by Toast »

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"Y" is yurts
« Reply #9467 on: December 14, 2006, 12:25:29 pm »
Lureen's breasts were shaped like yurts that Jack could camp inside. But he preferred a tent.

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« Last Edit: December 14, 2006, 01:08:44 pm by Fran »
"chewing gum and duct tape"

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"Z" is zodiac's
« Reply #9468 on: December 14, 2006, 12:48:39 pm »
The zodiac's stars were in alignment for the tryst in the back seat. Lureen's yurt-like breasts remind me more of Gemini the twins than Virgo the virgin.

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Round 342!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
« Reply #9469 on: December 14, 2006, 01:09:42 pm »
Speaking of stars...

« Last Edit: December 14, 2006, 01:30:19 pm by Fran »