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Offline David In Indy

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Re: Messages From The Heartland
« Reply #3610 on: January 24, 2009, 12:00:00 am »
I am scared of mascots...of any kind.



You are scared of mascots Jess? You mean mascots like they sometimes have at the football and basketball games?
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Re: Messages From The Heartland
« Reply #3611 on: January 24, 2009, 12:05:01 am »
You are scared of mascots Jess? You mean mascots like they sometimes have at the football and basketball games?

yep, people dressed up in those big costumes...

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Re: Messages From The Heartland
« Reply #3612 on: January 24, 2009, 12:12:54 am »
Tip for you Jess, NEVER go to Disney.


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Re: Messages From The Heartland
« Reply #3613 on: January 24, 2009, 12:22:38 am »
While I was searching for pictures, look what I came across...

 :o  :o




Are they SERIOUS? :laugh:

There's a place in the lid for the boobs!! A titty holder! :laugh:

Oh my God! At first I thought it was a joke, but that coffin looks REAL to me! :-\



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Re: Messages From The Heartland
« Reply #3614 on: January 24, 2009, 12:24:52 am »
Tip for you Jess, NEVER go to Disney.

Jess wouldn't even make it half way down Main Street before they chased her out of there! :laugh:

{{{JESS}}}

I'm sorry. Because phobias are not funny. My clown phobia certainly isn't. :P

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Re: Messages From The Heartland
« Reply #3615 on: January 24, 2009, 12:26:20 am »
looks like a baci ball split in half and attached to the top.

It's got to be a photoshoped thing....the "bumps" and the lid of the coffin don't look like they match.


Tell him when l come up to him and ask to play the record, l'm gonna say: ''Voulez-vous jouer ce disque?''
'Voulez-vous, will you kiss my dick?'
Will you play my record? One-track mind!

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Re: Messages From The Heartland
« Reply #3616 on: January 24, 2009, 12:35:01 am »
Jess wouldn't even make it half way down Main Street before they chased her out of there! :laugh:

{{{JESS}}}

I'm sorry. Because phobias are not funny. My clown phobia certainly isn't. :P



I had to leave a grocery store one time cause Mr, Peanut was in there!

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Re: Messages From The Heartland
« Reply #3617 on: January 24, 2009, 12:37:44 am »
Mr. Peanut is kind of creepy looking Jess. So I don't blame you for freaking out. I'd probably run from a life size Mr. Peanut too. And his top hat and monocle doesn't help!
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Re: Messages From The Heartland
« Reply #3618 on: January 24, 2009, 12:39:44 am »
looks like a baci ball split in half and attached to the top.

It's got to be a photoshoped thing....the "bumps" and the lid of the coffin don't look like they match.

Yeah, you are probably right. And besides, the bumps should be up a little higher too, shouldn't they? They look like they are placed down too low on the lid. :-\

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Re: Messages From The Heartland
« Reply #3619 on: January 24, 2009, 12:41:59 am »
Yeah, you are probably right. And besides, the bumps should be up a little higher too, shouldn't they? They look like they are placed down too low on the lid. :-\

well....gravity and all......lol


Tell him when l come up to him and ask to play the record, l'm gonna say: ''Voulez-vous jouer ce disque?''
'Voulez-vous, will you kiss my dick?'
Will you play my record? One-track mind!