What is it that's so hilarious about people from strange lands eviscerating the English language? It just pushes all my funny buttons. Ah, the sweet pleasures of laughing at people.
I can only hope that when I speak French, I manage to provide the same high quality entertainment. It just wouldn't be fair, otherwise.
I think, if I have to choose my absolute favourite, though (and I have so many favourites), it has to be "What if Gary finds out, huh?" Gary! The mysterious third angle of the love triangle! What if Gary finds out? I shudder to think of the consequences. Poor Gary. He'd be so upset. No cowboy of his own to keep him warm. You know, I can live with the boys cheating on their wives, but it's the cheating on Gary that I can't forgive.