DavidinHartford, yours is a simple special treat - Jack's pick up truck and a date with the Connecticut Brokie of my choice [sic], at the nearest remaining drive-in movie. And a matted and framed 1980 Wendy's menu.
yaadpyar, you get nominated for a Bodhi award and win. And at the after party, with all the Boddhisattvas and all your Brokie friends, you get your wings. You also get a chance to brush Heath's hair.
Jeff Wrangler, you get a leather notebook that coordinates with your new top to bottom leather cowboy outfit to wear to the New Yorker party thrown in your honor, as the author of the second gay cowboy short story they have ever printed. All your Brokie buds will be there. The author of the first gay cowboy story will be there, and will post a glowing review of the party in The Guardian.
lnicoll, well, you get the distinction of having your first book of short stories remain on The New York Times bestseller list for 32 weeks. To celebrate your receiving The Booker Prize, all your Brokie friends will join you at the naturist resort of your choice for a long weekend. And Brokeback Fever will be listed in the new DSM-V, though it won't be til the DSM-VI that it will receive its final name - Nicoll's Syndrome.
More SPECIAL TREATS coming later...