OMG. How is it possible that I missed this thread till today? It's so hilarious. Folks you are priceless, I laughed so hard I got tears in my eyes and my chest aches.
I'll try myself:
Fishermen's outdoor equipment: Bedrolls big enough for at least two fishing buddies.
G.W. Bush Liquors: Old Rose for stemmin' it.
Cassie's Cell Phone Corporation: If you want to make sure your partner gets the message.