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Offline Jeff Wrangler

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Re: Shakesthegrounds Rumblings
« Reply #3440 on: January 02, 2008, 04:04:39 pm »
Quote from: Scott on January 02, 2008, 04:03:03 pm
The he wasn't fully human.

Heretic!  ;)  :laugh:
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Re: Shakesthegrounds Rumblings
« Reply #3441 on: January 02, 2008, 04:05:01 pm »
Well we can debate all day what Jesus was or was not. I would hope if he came into this world he got to experence some of its joys because it sounds like he had a bad time of it, not just at the end.
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Re: Shakesthegrounds Rumblings
« Reply #3442 on: January 02, 2008, 04:08:24 pm »
This debate reminds me of a comediane I saw on tv a few years ago, and her father was a Revend, and she told of this exchange.

"my father and I were discussing religion one evening, and he turned to me and said:"

"Daughter, God is neither black or white.  God is neither man or woman.  God is neither straight or gay.  Can you understand?"

"and I said, 'Yes, dad.  You're saying God is Michael Jackson."




 :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:
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Re: Shakesthegrounds Rumblings
« Reply #3443 on: January 02, 2008, 04:19:28 pm »
That remind me of a t-shirt I saw once that said:

God Is Love
Love is Blind
Ray Charles is Blind
Ray Charles is God.

I like to think we are all pieces of God, along with the stars and the trees and the animals. Even in the Christian tradition it is said we are created in his image.
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Re: Shakesthegrounds Rumblings
« Reply #3444 on: January 02, 2008, 04:21:11 pm »
Now I'm confused:  is God Michael Jackson or Ray Charles?
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Re: Shakesthegrounds Rumblings
« Reply #3445 on: January 02, 2008, 04:21:21 pm »
Quote from: Shakestheground on January 02, 2008, 04:19:28 pm

I like to think we are all pieces of God, along with the stars and the trees and the animals. Even in the Christian tradition it is said we are created in his image.

...and the last time I desired to look like and old man with a long white beard was...well...never :)
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Re: Shakesthegrounds Rumblings
« Reply #3446 on: January 02, 2008, 04:22:35 pm »
Quote from: southendmd on January 02, 2008, 04:21:11 pm
Now I'm confused:  is God Michael Jackson or Ray Charles?

Neither. Stevie Wonder. ...
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Re: Shakesthegrounds Rumblings
« Reply #3447 on: January 02, 2008, 04:25:40 pm »
Quote from: Jeff Wrangler on January 02, 2008, 04:22:35 pm
Neither. Stevie Wonder. ...

Oh, good.  I always thought God would play the harmonica.
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Re: Shakesthegrounds Rumblings
« Reply #3448 on: January 02, 2008, 04:26:02 pm »
Quote from: southendmd on January 02, 2008, 04:21:11 pm
Now I'm confused:  is God Michael Jackson or Ray Charles?


God is neither Michael Jackson or Ray Charles.
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Tell him when l come up to him and ask to play the record, l'm gonna say: ''Voulez-vous jouer ce disque?''
'Voulez-vous, will you kiss my dick?'
Will you play my record? One-track mind!

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Re: Shakesthegrounds Rumblings
« Reply #3449 on: January 02, 2008, 04:27:05 pm »
Quote from: Scott on January 02, 2008, 04:21:21 pm
...and the last time I desired to look like and old man with a long white beard was...well...never :)


Apparently, God is a member of ZZ Top or Santa Claus.
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Tell him when l come up to him and ask to play the record, l'm gonna say: ''Voulez-vous jouer ce disque?''
'Voulez-vous, will you kiss my dick?'
Will you play my record? One-track mind!
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