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Re: Kerry's Komedy Klub
« Reply #1450 on: October 24, 2007, 04:01:54 am »

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Re: Kerry's Komedy Klub
« Reply #1451 on: October 24, 2007, 07:40:41 am »

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Re: Kerry's Komedy Klub
« Reply #1452 on: October 24, 2007, 12:27:00 pm »
10 Reasons Why You Should Date a …


Rugby Player
1. We can do it 80 minutes straight in 15 different positions
2. We’re used to scoring big and taking pain
3. We love the grass
4. Getting sweaty and dirty is no problem
5. Skill and moves are definite
6. We’ll play anywhere and anytime
7. We play well with others
8. We’re always on the top of the game
9. We know when to take charge
10. We also know when to play rough

Hockey Player
1. They always wear protection
2. They have great hands
3. They are used to scoring
4. They have great stamina
5. They find the opening and get it in
6. They never miss the target
7. They know how to use their wood
8. They have long sticks
9.They know when to play rough
10. Because baseball players only know how to hit balls.

Swimmer
1. They like it wet.
2. They dive right in
3. They love going fast.
4. They are used to wearing next to nothing in front of a group of people.
5. Breastroke is a favorite to many.
6. Others like it on their back.
7. They are experts at putting on rubber and can do it fast.
8. They know how to push it and work under HARD conditions.
9. They are firm believers that practice will make you better and will at any time day or night.
10. Are use to doing things again and again till you can’t go on any longer!!

Lacrosse Player
1. they know how to handle ‘balls’
2. they have great ’stick’ control
3. they always want to score
4. they wear goggles just in case they have to take a shot to the face.
5. they have no limits or boundaries as to where you can go.
6. they love to double team and sometimes triple
7. they’ll always give u a good work out.
8. they usually wear nothing under their skirts.
9. they keep it going for 60 minutes.
10. they do it in 12 different positions.

(American) Football Player:

1. they always go for who they want
2. they never lose their grip
3. they hit hard
4. they can always go the distance
5. after they score they go for more
6. they always wear protective gear
7. they go for a full 4 quarters, sometimes more
8. they never give up even when the score is against them
9. they can play offense or defense
10. they are all big

Wrestler
10.Knows how to ride.
9.Never stalls on bottom.
8.Can score from any position.
7. Knows how to work a 2 on 1.
6.Knows how to use his hips.
5.Goes hard from start to finish
4.Endurance,Endurance,Endurance
3.Knows when to push and pull
2.Will eat anything.
1.Always wears his head gear….

Baseball Player
10. they’ve been around ALL the bases
9. they look cute in tight pants
8. they go so long, they need a 7th inning stretch
7. curve balls, fast balls….whatever you perfer
6. wont stop until they’re home
5. they’ve got a good grip, swing, and hit
4. getting a lil dirty is just fine
3. sometimes slidin’ into home is the only way to do it
2. you get 3 strikes until your out
1. they tend to go crazy in the dugout

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Re: Kerry's Komedy Klub
« Reply #1453 on: October 25, 2007, 01:11:45 am »
A family was driving thier car behind a dustcart when a dildo flew out of the back and hit their windscreen.

Embarrassed and to protect her young sons innocence,
the woman say's "It's OK it was only an insect"

to which one of the boys replied "I'm surprised it could fly with a dick like that!"
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Re: Kerry's Komedy Klub
« Reply #1454 on: October 25, 2007, 01:17:13 am »
You are driving at a constant speed,on your left there is a sheer drop, on your right there is a fire engine. Infront of you there is a galloping horse that's about the same size as your car and you cannot overtake it. Behing you is a helicopter flying at almost ground level and also going at the same speed as you. What must you do to get out of this highly dangerous situation?......................
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Get off the kiddies merry go round silly!




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Re: Kerry's Komedy Klub
« Reply #1455 on: October 25, 2007, 01:17:53 am »
A family was driving thier car behind a dustcart when a dildo flew out of the back and hit their windscreen.

Embarrassed and to protect her young sons innocence,
the woman say's "It's OK it was only an insect"

to which one of the boys replied "I'm surprised it could fly with a dick like that!"


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Re: Kerry's Komedy Klub
« Reply #1456 on: October 25, 2007, 10:37:33 pm »
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Re: Kerry's Komedy Klub
« Reply #1457 on: October 25, 2007, 10:38:09 pm »
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Re: Kerry's Komedy Klub
« Reply #1458 on: October 25, 2007, 10:38:46 pm »
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Re: Kerry's Komedy Klub
« Reply #1459 on: October 25, 2007, 10:41:57 pm »
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