Chronicles? Hunh?
Oh, you're such a silly, slayer. As if you actually think we wouldn't be interested in reading about yet another one of Jake's endearing qualities.
See, there's karma at work again - Jake peed on that swimmer stung by a jellyfish when he was a lifeguard, and now he gets peed on in return. But actually, who hasn't been peed on by a baby?
But actually, who hasn't been peed on by a baby?