Brokeback Mountain: Our Community's Common Bond > The Lighter Side
The "Ask a Stoopid Question - Get a Stoopid Answer" Game
Sason:
--- Quote from: CellarDweller on July 04, 2021, 03:25:42 pm ---
Q. Was Jack a klutz?
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A. Yes indeed. He couldn't shoot the elk, he couldn't catch the car keys etc. All due to a lifetime of being put down by his asshole father.
Q. Why was OMT so mean to Jack?
CellarDweller:
--- Quote from: Sason on July 04, 2021, 05:16:07 pm ---Q. Why was OMT so mean to Jack?
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A. Internal homophobia.
Q. Did Jack ever hide other stuff in his closet?
Sason:
--- Quote from: CellarDweller on July 09, 2021, 07:46:24 pm ---
Q. Did Jack ever hide other stuff in his closet?
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A. As a child, he hid all kinds of treasures there, e.g. feathers, skulls from little animals he found, bird's eggs, interesting stones and so on. Little did he know that his mom kept an eye on them all and sometimes would throw some of them out when they began to smell.
Q. Did Jack like his mom's cherry cake?
CellarDweller:
--- Quote from: Sason on July 10, 2021, 05:35:59 pm ---Q. Did Jack like his mom's cherry cake?
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A. I respectfully refuse to answer on the grounds that this question sounds dirty.
Q. Were there ghosts up on Brokeback?
Sason:
--- Quote from: CellarDweller on July 15, 2021, 06:35:49 pm ---A. I respectfully refuse to answer on the grounds that this question sounds dirty.
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Only if you already have a dirty mind ::)
--- Quote ---Q. Were there ghosts up on Brokeback?
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A. Yes, 42 of them. They were all from dead sheep who'd been killed by lightning and couldn't rest in their graves.
Q. How did OMT and Ma Twist meet?
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