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Offline Monika

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Re: The "Ask a Stoopid Question - Get a Stoopid Answer" Game
« Reply #190 on: September 02, 2013, 07:01:02 pm »
Quote from: suelyblu on September 02, 2013, 06:44:58 pm

Q: Where did Jack find his blue parka ?
In the parkanspot, of course


Q: Who drove the semi truck that brought Ennis to Signal?
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Re: The "Ask a Stoopid Question - Get a Stoopid Answer" Game
« Reply #191 on: September 02, 2013, 08:03:22 pm »
Quote from: Monika on September 02, 2013, 07:01:02 pm
Q: Who drove the semi truck that brought Ennis to Signal?


A:  Fate

Q:  Who sold Aguirre the binoculars?
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Tell him when l come up to him and ask to play the record, l'm gonna say: ''Voulez-vous jouer ce disque?''
'Voulez-vous, will you kiss my dick?'
Will you play my record? One-track mind!

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Re: The "Ask a Stoopid Question - Get a Stoopid Answer" Game
« Reply #192 on: September 04, 2013, 05:01:53 pm »
Quote from: CellarDweller on September 02, 2013, 08:03:22 pm


Q:  Who sold Aguirre the binoculars?


A: Alma  !


Q:What would happen if Jack lost the can opener ? !
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Re: The "Ask a Stoopid Question - Get a Stoopid Answer" Game
« Reply #193 on: September 05, 2013, 08:06:23 am »
Quote from: suelyblu on September 04, 2013, 05:01:53 pm
Q:What would happen if Jack lost the can opener ? !


A:  Well, that's easy.   No more beans!

Q:  Why did Monroe let the girls watch figure skating?
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Tell him when l come up to him and ask to play the record, l'm gonna say: ''Voulez-vous jouer ce disque?''
'Voulez-vous, will you kiss my dick?'
Will you play my record? One-track mind!

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Re: The "Ask a Stoopid Question - Get a Stoopid Answer" Game
« Reply #194 on: September 05, 2013, 05:05:04 pm »
Q:  Why did Monroe let the girls watch figure skating?

A   To keep them busy while he made neverending plans for new and fantastic displays of peanut jars.

Q    Why did Bobby want to watch football instead of eating turkey?
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Re: The "Ask a Stoopid Question - Get a Stoopid Answer" Game
« Reply #195 on: September 05, 2013, 05:28:36 pm »
Quote from: Sason on September 05, 2013, 05:05:04 pm
Q    Why did Bobby want to watch football instead of eating turkey?


A:  Because he was gonna be eating that food for the next two weeks.

Q:  If the shortest distance between two locations is a straight line, is the reason it took Jack & Ennis so long to get to each other the fact that they weren't straight?
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Tell him when l come up to him and ask to play the record, l'm gonna say: ''Voulez-vous jouer ce disque?''
'Voulez-vous, will you kiss my dick?'
Will you play my record? One-track mind!

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Re: The "Ask a Stoopid Question - Get a Stoopid Answer" Game
« Reply #196 on: September 05, 2013, 05:30:17 pm »
Quote from: CellarDweller on September 05, 2013, 05:28:36 pm

Q:  If the shortest distance between two locations is a straight line, is the reason it took Jack & Ennis so long to get to each other the fact that they weren't straight?

 :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:
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Re: The "Ask a Stoopid Question - Get a Stoopid Answer" Game
« Reply #197 on: September 05, 2013, 08:32:32 pm »
Quote from: CellarDweller on September 05, 2013, 05:28:36 pm

A:  Because he was gonna be eating that food for the next two weeks.

Q:  If the shortest distance between two locations is a straight line, is the reason it took Jack & Ennis so long to get to each other the fact that they weren't straight?

huh ?  !
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Re: The "Ask a Stoopid Question - Get a Stoopid Answer" Game
« Reply #198 on: September 06, 2013, 05:13:21 pm »
Q:  If the shortest distance between two locations is a straight line, is the reason it took Jack & Ennis so long to get to each other the fact that they weren't straight?

A   No, the reason is they weren't cold and drunk enough earlier.

Q   When did LaShawn stop talking?
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Re: The "Ask a Stoopid Question - Get a Stoopid Answer" Game
« Reply #199 on: April 22, 2016, 08:53:21 pm »
Quote from: Sason on September 06, 2013, 05:13:21 pm
Q:  If the shortest distance between two locations is a straight line, is the reason it took Jack & Ennis so long to get to each other the fact that they weren't straight?

A   No, the reason is they weren't cold and drunk enough earlier.

Q   When did LaShawn stop talking?

She hasn't!

Who was Aguirre talking to on the phnoe?
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Tell him when l come up to him and ask to play the record, l'm gonna say: ''Voulez-vous jouer ce disque?''
'Voulez-vous, will you kiss my dick?'
Will you play my record? One-track mind!
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