Author Topic: Let's write a Brokeback limerick! (How-to in first post)  (Read 3182870 times)

Offline Lumière

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Re: Let's write a Brokeback limerick!
« Reply #150 on: May 31, 2006, 12:45:46 pm »
There once was a troll named Aguirre,
Who was known in some circles as a fairy.


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Re: Let's write a Brokeback limerick!
« Reply #151 on: May 31, 2006, 12:48:37 pm »
There once was a troll named Aguirre,
Who was known in some circles as a fairy.
He had thousands of sheep

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Re: Let's write a Brokeback limerick!
« Reply #152 on: May 31, 2006, 12:50:52 pm »
There once was a troll named Aguirre,
Who was known in some circles as a fairy.
He had thousands of sheep
But really liked to peep
Now bring me that horizon.♥We have our heading.

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Re: Let's write a Brokeback limerick!
« Reply #153 on: May 31, 2006, 12:51:48 pm »
There once was a troll named Aguirre,
Who was known in some circles as a fairy.
He had thousands of sheep
But really liked to peep
'Cause naked men made him merry!

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Re: Let's write a Brokeback limerick!
« Reply #154 on: May 31, 2006, 12:57:06 pm »
Another:


I like doin' women, but not like doin' Jack,


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Re: Let's write a Brokeback limerick!
« Reply #155 on: May 31, 2006, 01:04:37 pm »
I like doin' women, but not like doin' Jack,
Ennis told Alma when he packed his rucksack

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Re: Let's write a Brokeback limerick!
« Reply #156 on: May 31, 2006, 01:10:25 pm »
"I like doin' women, but not like doin' Jack",
Ennis told Alma when he packed his rucksack.
"My man", he said, "Is hung like a donkey!"


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Re: Let's write a Brokeback limerick!
« Reply #157 on: May 31, 2006, 01:25:23 pm »
"I like doin' women, but not like doin' Jack",
Ennis told Alma when he packed his rucksack.
"My man", he said, "Is hung like a donkey!"
"And he sure is good at the honky-tonky",
Will you stop playing with that radio of yours, I'm trying to get to sleep!

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Re: Let's write a Brokeback limerick!
« Reply #158 on: May 31, 2006, 01:26:32 pm »
"I like doin' women, but not like doin' Jack",
Ennis told Alma when he packed his rucksack.
"My man", he said, "Is hung like a donkey!"
"And he sure is good at the honky-tonky",
"I'm surely in heaven when he's on my back!"

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Re: Let's write a Brokeback limerick!
« Reply #159 on: May 31, 2006, 01:29:12 pm »
Heehee! You guys are SO rude... excellent. Love that line about the rucksack by the way Anke.

"Up on Brokeback, where we pasture the woolies",
Will you stop playing with that radio of yours, I'm trying to get to sleep!