Let's write a Brokeback limerick! (How-to in first post)

[jpwagoneer1964]

As Ennis stripped down, Jack felt his hands shake
He 'soilled the beans' he was supposed to bake.

[Lumière]

As Ennis stripped down, Jack felt his hands shake
He 'spilled the beans' he was supposed to bake.
He fought the urge to turn around and look..

[jpwagoneer1964]

As Ennis stripped down, Jack felt his hands shake
He 'spilled the beans' he was supposed to bake.
He fought the urge to turn around and look..
Forcing himself to prepare the potato he was to cook

[Lumière]

As Ennis stripped down, Jack felt his hands shake
He 'spilled the beans' he was supposed to bake.
He fought the urge to turn around and look..
Forcing himself to prepare the potato he was to cook
He tried to conceal it, but love to Ennis, he wanted to make.

 

Another:


He talked of getting wed when the summer was done,

[jpwagoneer1964]

He talked of getting wed when the summer was done,
Jack knew by then he would have Ennis won.

[Lumière]

He talked of getting wed when the summer was done,
Jack knew by then he would have Ennis won.
Ennis was hard to resist, beautiful, quiet and shy

[Pipedream]

He talked of getting wed when the summer was done,
Jack knew by then he would have Ennis won.
Ennis was hard to resist, beautiful, quiet and shy
The mere thought of his lover made young Jack sigh

[jpwagoneer1964]

 
He talked of getting wed when the summer was done,
Jack knew by then he would have Ennis won.
Ennis was hard to resist, beautiful, quiet and shy
The mere thought of his lover made young Jack sigh
Just him an' Ennis layin' in the sun.

[Pipedream]

A new one! 

"I love when you tuck in your shirt", Jack said.

[Lumière]

"I love when you tuck in your shirt", Jack said.
He smiled, "I also love it when you blush bright red!"