Let's write a Brokeback limerick! (How-to in first post)

[David]

There was a young lady named Alma Beers,
She loved a man who brought her many tears..
Then one day, in the mail, she saw the card,
from the man who made her husband hard

[moremojo]

There was a young lady named Alma Beers,
She loved a man who brought her many tears..
Then one day, in the mail, she saw the card,
from the man who made her husband hard
And her heart froze in time with her fears.

[Lumière]

Jack hoped beyond hope with each passing year,

[moremojo]

Jack hoped beyond hope with each passing year,
That he would forge life with the one he held dear,

[Katie77]

Jack hoped beyond hope with each passing year,
That he would forge life with the one he held dear,
They'd get them a ranch, and run a few cows

[moremojo]

Jack hoped beyond hope with each passing year,
That he would forge life with the one he held dear,
They'd get them a ranch, and run a few cows
No more need to go southward, the men for to browse,

[Katie77]

Jack hoped beyond hope with each passing year,
That he would forge life with the one he held dear,
They'd get them a ranch, and run a few cows
No more need to go southward, the men for to browse,
And words of their love, they'd continually hear.


They'd walk together hand in hand,

[Mikaela]

They'd walk together hand in hand
(in Jack's dreams) over sweet, green land

[Katie77]

They'd walk together hand in hand
(in Jack's dreams) over sweet, green land,
Lay together, side by side,

[David]

They'd walk together hand in hand
(in Jack's dreams) over sweet, green land,
Lay together, side by side,
touching mouths their lips would glide