Let's write a Brokeback limerick! (How-to in first post)

[Pipedream]

"Hey Ennis, wanna see a woolie?", joked Jack,
"I jes happen ta have one right here, and it's black..."
"Come on, take a look!  It's a big one too!
Running wild, so it needs ta be tamed good by you."
Ennis smiled, "I'll handle this before I get back.."

 

A new one! 

Old Aguirre couldn't quite believe what he saw

[Lumière]

Old Aguirre couldn't quite believe what he saw,
He broke into sweat, the passion was hot and raw!

[Pipedream]

Old Aguirre couldn't quite believe what he saw,
He broke into sweat, the passion was hot and raw!
"Damn!", he thought, "They ain't herdin' my sheep!"

[Katie77]

Old Aguirre couldn't quite believe what he saw,
He broke into sweat, the passion was hot and raw!
"Damn!", he thought, "They ain't herdin' my sheep!" 
They're huggin' an kissin', an lovin' so deep,
 
 
 

[Lumière]

Old Aguirre couldn't quite believe what he saw,
He broke into sweat, the passion was hot and raw!
"Damn!", he thought, "They ain't herdin' my sheep!"
They're huggin' an kissin', an lovin' so deep,
"Unbelievable!  What the hell do I pay them for?!"


Continued:


He hid in the bushes and waited till they were done

[Pipedream]

He hid in the bushes and waited till they were done
In secret, he wished he could be part of the fun

[Lumière]

He hid in the bushes and waited till they were done
In secret, he wished he could be part of the fun.
Then they got dressed and kissed goodbye

[Lumière]

He hid in the bushes and waited till they were done
In secret, he wished he could be part of the fun.
Then they got dressed and kissed goodbye
Sweating profusely, Aguirre hastily did up his fly


 

[Katie77]

He hid in the bushes and waited till they were done
In secret, he wished he could be part of the fun.
Then they got dressed and kissed goodbye
Sweating profusely, Aguirre hastily did up his fly
And rode down to the boys on the run.

[Katie77]

Do you ever get the feelin' that some folks know,