Let's write a Brokeback limerick! (How-to in first post)

[Lumière]

Do you ever get the feelin' that some folks know?
I fear they do, even though we're on the downlow.

[Katie77]

Do you ever get the feelin' that some folks know?
I fear they do, even though we're on the downlow.
Sometimes they look, like they know what we're doin'

[jpwagoneer1964]

Do you ever get the feelin' that some folks know?
I fear they do, even though we're on the downlow.
Sometimes they look, like they know what we're doin'
If they find out, could be our ruin.

[Lumière]

Do you ever get the feelin' that some folks know?
I fear they do, even though we're on the downlow.
Sometimes they look, like they know what we're doin'
If they find out, could be our ruin.
Does Lureen know?  Please tell me it ain't so ..



Another: 


Ennis watched as Jack warshed in the morning sun,

[jpwagoneer1964]

Ennis watched as Jack warshed in the morning sun,
Jack unaware, thought how Ennis could be won.

[Lumière]

Ennis watched as Jack warshed in the morning sun,
Jack unaware, thought how Ennis could be won.
Jack's body gleamed in the sun, smooth ..wet,

[Pipedream]

Ennis watched as Jack warshed in the morning sun,
Jack unaware, thought how Ennis could be won.
Jack's body gleamed in the sun, smooth ..wet,
Ennis thought "Oh damn, how horny I get..."

 

[Lumière]

Ennis watched as Jack warshed in the morning sun,
Jack unaware, thought how Ennis could be won.
Jack's body gleamed in the sun, smooth ..wet,
Ennis thought "Oh damn, how horny I get..."
Before long, Ennis stripped and joined in the fun!


Coincidentally, I did a fanpic a while ago with something like this in mind .. 



(Note:  Ennis never takes off his hat .. even when he bathes ..  )

[Lumière]

'I now pronounce you man and wife', the minister said

[Pipedream]

'I now pronounce you man and wife', the minister said
Ennis couldn't think straight, he was feeling so bad.