Let's write a Brokeback limerick! (How-to in first post)

[LauraGigs]

A bit of spit, and a grunt or two,
A forceful entry by you-know-who
Someone pounding the floor
As he's begging for more
From his pal on the sheperding crew!


[alternate endings -- pick your favorite!]

And over the full moon they flew!
As they broke every macho taboo!
A hot steamy mountain debut!
This hot night was long overdue!
And they woke up with clothes all askew!

[Lumière]

Laura ~ All the endings rock! 


New one:


"We could've had a good life together," Jack cried

[Pipedream]

"We could've had a good life together," Jack cried
"Yeah, if you were a woman...", Ennis replied.

 

[Brokeback_Dev]

"We could've had a good life together," Jack cried
"Yeah, if you were a woman...", Ennis replied.
"You still don't get it, you're queer like me"

[Lumière]

"We could've had a good life together," Jack cried
"Yeah, if you were a woman...", Ennis replied.
"You still don't get it, you're queer like me"
"Maybe, but I don't want the whole world to see!"

[Katie77]

"We could've had a good life together," Jack cried
"Yeah, if you were a woman...", Ennis replied.
"You still don't get it, you're queer like me"
"Maybe, but I don't want the whole world to see!"
"And a love like we have, we always must hide".


"You think its been easy, for me all these years"

[Pipedream]

"You think its been easy, for me all these years?
Gawd, how often I have been in tears!"

 

[Lumière]

"You think its been easy, for me all these years?
Gawd, how often I have been in tears!
I've wanted you for so long, I still do.."

[Katie77]

"You think its been easy, for me all these years?
Gawd, how often I have been in tears!
I've wanted you for so long, I still do.."
And I know darlin, you feel that way too,

[Lumière]

"You think its been easy, for me all these years?
Gawd, how often I have been in tears!
I've wanted you for so long, I still do..
And I know darlin, you feel that way too,
This thing we feel is much stronger than it appears.."