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Author Topic: Let's write a Brokeback limerick! (How-to in first post)  (Read 3237326 times)

Offline southendmd

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Re: Let's write a Brokeback limerick! (How-to in first post)
« Reply #6970 on: September 07, 2011, 01:39:29 pm »
What did Ma Twist bake if there were no cherries?
Jack and his old man fancied blue berries!
Berries all the same
'Cuz what's in a name
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Re: Let's write a Brokeback limerick! (How-to in first post)
« Reply #6971 on: September 07, 2011, 10:53:23 pm »
What did Ma Twist bake if there were no cherries?
Jack and his old man fancied blue berries!
Berries all the same
'Cuz what's in a name
The prep is the same, just the fruit added varies.
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Re: Let's write a Brokeback limerick! (How-to in first post)
« Reply #6972 on: September 08, 2011, 02:09:19 pm »
^^^^^^^^^^^^^^

 ;D ;D ;D


Exellent one!
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Re: Let's write a Brokeback limerick! (How-to in first post)
« Reply #6973 on: September 08, 2011, 02:11:01 pm »
The Basque brings Ennis and Jack beans and soup
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Re: Let's write a Brokeback limerick! (How-to in first post)
« Reply #6974 on: September 09, 2011, 08:48:33 am »
The Basque brings Ennis and Jack beans and soup
which Ennis secures with a snug slip knot loop
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Re: Let's write a Brokeback limerick! (How-to in first post)
« Reply #6975 on: September 09, 2011, 02:39:01 pm »
The Basque brings Ennis and Jack beans and soup
which Ennis secures with a snug slip knot loop
An unexpected bear
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Re: Let's write a Brokeback limerick! (How-to in first post)
« Reply #6976 on: September 09, 2011, 09:15:43 pm »
The Basque brings Ennis and Jack beans and soup
which Ennis secures with a snug slip knot loop
An unexpected bear
Away from his lair,
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Re: Let's write a Brokeback limerick! (How-to in first post)
« Reply #6977 on: September 09, 2011, 09:51:34 pm »
The Basque brings Ennis and Jack beans and soup
which Ennis secures with a snug slip knot loop
An unexpected bear
Away from his lair,
Scares Ennis and the mules out of their poop!
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Re: Let's write a Brokeback limerick! (How-to in first post)
« Reply #6978 on: September 09, 2011, 10:05:04 pm »
Hey, good one!

I was heading off in this direction, same scene but different words.  But I knew I couldn't post both lines.

The Basque brings Ennis and Jack beans and soup
which Ennis secures with a snug slip knot loop
An unexpected bear
Sends soup everywhere
And throws Ennis down hard past Cigar Butt's bay croup.
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Re: Let's write a Brokeback limerick! (How-to in first post)
« Reply #6979 on: September 12, 2011, 04:28:29 pm »
There once was a big, dumb-ass mule,
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