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Author Topic: Let's write a Brokeback limerick! (How-to in first post)  (Read 3231955 times)

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Re: Let's write a Brokeback limerick! (How-to in first post)
« Reply #7710 on: May 05, 2016, 09:08:49 am »
Jack grabbed Ennis' member in his hand
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Tell him when l come up to him and ask to play the record, l'm gonna say: ''Voulez-vous jouer ce disque?''
'Voulez-vous, will you kiss my dick?'
Will you play my record? One-track mind!

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Re: Let's write a Brokeback limerick! (How-to in first post)
« Reply #7711 on: May 05, 2016, 09:21:55 am »
Jack grabbed Ennis' member in his hand
But Jack was in for more than he had planned
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Re: Let's write a Brokeback limerick! (How-to in first post)
« Reply #7712 on: May 06, 2016, 09:02:42 am »
Jack grabbed Ennis' member in his hand
But Jack was in for more than he had planned
Ennis turned with a jerk
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Tell him when l come up to him and ask to play the record, l'm gonna say: ''Voulez-vous jouer ce disque?''
'Voulez-vous, will you kiss my dick?'
Will you play my record? One-track mind!

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Re: Let's write a Brokeback limerick! (How-to in first post)
« Reply #7713 on: May 06, 2016, 11:07:07 am »
Jack grabbed Ennis' member in his hand
But Jack was in for more than he had planned
Ennis turned with a jerk
Saying, "You betta work"
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Re: Let's write a Brokeback limerick! (How-to in first post)
« Reply #7714 on: May 06, 2016, 11:33:38 am »

Jack grabbed Ennis' member in his hand
But Jack was in for more than he had planned
Ennis turned with a jerk
Saying, "You betta work"
and Ennis showed Jack how it felt to be "canned"
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Tell him when l come up to him and ask to play the record, l'm gonna say: ''Voulez-vous jouer ce disque?''
'Voulez-vous, will you kiss my dick?'
Will you play my record? One-track mind!

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Re: Let's write a Brokeback limerick! (How-to in first post)
« Reply #7715 on: May 09, 2016, 01:20:17 pm »
With the blazing hot sun beating down,
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Re: Let's write a Brokeback limerick! (How-to in first post)
« Reply #7716 on: May 09, 2016, 02:18:29 pm »
With the blazing hot sun beating down,
Ennis looked upon Jack with a frown
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Tell him when l come up to him and ask to play the record, l'm gonna say: ''Voulez-vous jouer ce disque?''
'Voulez-vous, will you kiss my dick?'
Will you play my record? One-track mind!

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Re: Let's write a Brokeback limerick! (How-to in first post)
« Reply #7717 on: May 09, 2016, 03:03:54 pm »
With the blazing hot sun beating down,
Ennis looked upon Jack with a frown
Jack was too dry
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Re: Let's write a Brokeback limerick! (How-to in first post)
« Reply #7718 on: May 10, 2016, 09:14:11 am »
With the blazing hot sun beating down,
Ennis looked upon Jack with a frown
Jack was too dry
so Ennis will try
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Tell him when l come up to him and ask to play the record, l'm gonna say: ''Voulez-vous jouer ce disque?''
'Voulez-vous, will you kiss my dick?'
Will you play my record? One-track mind!

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Re: Let's write a Brokeback limerick! (How-to in first post)
« Reply #7719 on: May 10, 2016, 09:32:41 am »
With the blazing hot sun beating down,
Ennis looked upon Jack with a frown
Jack was too dry
so Ennis will try
Using bear grease and then go to town.
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