Author Topic: Let's write a Brokeback limerick! (How-to in first post)  (Read 3180628 times)

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Re: Let's write a Brokeback limerick! (How-to in first post)
« Reply #7720 on: May 10, 2016, 09:34:37 am »
^^^^^^^^^^

:laugh: :laugh: :laugh:


Tell him when l come up to him and ask to play the record, l'm gonna say: ''Voulez-vous jouer ce disque?''
'Voulez-vous, will you kiss my dick?'
Will you play my record? One-track mind!

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Re: Let's write a Brokeback limerick! (How-to in first post)
« Reply #7721 on: May 10, 2016, 10:56:30 am »
^^^^^^^^^^

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Hey Chuck, you always said that limericks should be smutty!

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Re: Let's write a Brokeback limerick! (How-to in first post)
« Reply #7722 on: May 10, 2016, 11:42:28 am »
why, yes....yes they should be!


Tell him when l come up to him and ask to play the record, l'm gonna say: ''Voulez-vous jouer ce disque?''
'Voulez-vous, will you kiss my dick?'
Will you play my record? One-track mind!

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Re: Let's write a Brokeback limerick! (How-to in first post)
« Reply #7723 on: May 11, 2016, 11:54:12 am »
The once were two brokies named Ollie and Sven
"Really, it's not mine..."   --- Austin Powers

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Re: Let's write a Brokeback limerick! (How-to in first post)
« Reply #7724 on: May 11, 2016, 12:19:39 pm »
The once were two brokies named Ollie and Sven
Who got together every now and then

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Re: Let's write a Brokeback limerick! (How-to in first post)
« Reply #7725 on: May 12, 2016, 10:38:25 am »
The once were two brokies named Ollie and Sven
Who got together every now and then
Sven bent Ollie over


Tell him when l come up to him and ask to play the record, l'm gonna say: ''Voulez-vous jouer ce disque?''
'Voulez-vous, will you kiss my dick?'
Will you play my record? One-track mind!

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Re: Let's write a Brokeback limerick! (How-to in first post)
« Reply #7726 on: May 12, 2016, 11:02:19 am »
The once were two brokies named Ollie and Sven
Who got together every now and then
Sven bent Ollie over
His face in the clover

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Re: Let's write a Brokeback limerick! (How-to in first post)
« Reply #7727 on: May 12, 2016, 07:39:03 pm »
The once were two brokies named Ollie and Sven
Who got together every now and then
Sven bent Ollie over
His face in the clover
and had sex in the field, these two men!


Tell him when l come up to him and ask to play the record, l'm gonna say: ''Voulez-vous jouer ce disque?''
'Voulez-vous, will you kiss my dick?'
Will you play my record? One-track mind!

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Re: Let's write a Brokeback limerick! (How-to in first post)
« Reply #7728 on: May 29, 2016, 02:10:07 pm »
Aguierre was a meanie, no question 'bout that

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Re: Let's write a Brokeback limerick! (How-to in first post)
« Reply #7729 on: May 31, 2016, 11:42:42 am »

Aguierre was a meanie, no question 'bout that
always grumpy, ugly and fat


Tell him when l come up to him and ask to play the record, l'm gonna say: ''Voulez-vous jouer ce disque?''
'Voulez-vous, will you kiss my dick?'
Will you play my record? One-track mind!