Let's write a Brokeback limerick! (How-to in first post)

[Sason]

Aguierre was a meanie, no question 'bout that
always grumpy, ugly and fat
Rude on the phone

[CellarDweller]

Aguierre was a meanie, no question 'bout that
always grumpy, ugly and fat
Rude on the phone
he'll end up alone

[southendmd]

Aguierre was a meanie, no question 'bout that
always grumpy, ugly and fat
Rude on the phone
he'll end up alone
With no one for company but a cat.

[Sason]

The pup tent smelled like cat piss or worse

[CellarDweller]

The pup tent smelled like cat piss or worse
and not much bigger than Alma's purse

[Sason]

The pup tent smelled like cat piss or worse
and not much bigger than Alma's purse
and lonely it was

[CellarDweller]

The pup tent smelled like cat piss or worse
and not much bigger than Alma's purse
and lonely it was
would drink for a buzz

[southendmd]

The pup tent smelled like cat piss or worse
and not much bigger than Alma's purse
and lonely it was
would drink for a buzz
And awake with a headache Ennis would nurse.

[Sason]

Jack hooked up in a Mexican alley

[CellarDweller]

Jack hooked up in a Mexican alley
did it before, but didn't keep a tally