Author Topic: Let's write a Brokeback limerick! (How-to in first post)  (Read 3184966 times)

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Re: Let's write a Brokeback limerick! (How-to in first post)
« Reply #7740 on: June 06, 2016, 04:33:31 pm »
Jack hooked up in a Mexican alley
did it before, but didn't keep a tally
He wasn't happy

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Re: Let's write a Brokeback limerick! (How-to in first post)
« Reply #7741 on: June 07, 2016, 09:14:05 am »
Jack hooked up in a Mexican alley
did it before, but didn't keep a tally
He wasn't happy
felt kinda crappy


Tell him when l come up to him and ask to play the record, l'm gonna say: ''Voulez-vous jouer ce disque?''
'Voulez-vous, will you kiss my dick?'
Will you play my record? One-track mind!

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Re: Let's write a Brokeback limerick! (How-to in first post)
« Reply #7742 on: June 07, 2016, 01:37:17 pm »
Jack hooked up in a Mexican alley
did it before, but didn't keep a tally
He wasn't happy
felt kinda crappy
With Ennis he'd rather dally

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Re: Let's write a Brokeback limerick! (How-to in first post)
« Reply #7743 on: June 10, 2016, 12:16:48 pm »
Jack put Ennis' had on his cock


Tell him when l come up to him and ask to play the record, l'm gonna say: ''Voulez-vous jouer ce disque?''
'Voulez-vous, will you kiss my dick?'
Will you play my record? One-track mind!

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Re: Let's write a Brokeback limerick! (How-to in first post)
« Reply #7744 on: June 10, 2016, 02:54:23 pm »
Jack put Ennis' hand on his cock
Ennis woke up, felt it hard as a rock

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Re: Let's write a Brokeback limerick! (How-to in first post)
« Reply #7745 on: June 10, 2016, 04:35:33 pm »
Jack put Ennis' hand on his cock
Ennis woke up, felt it hard as a rock
Then up to their knees

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Re: Let's write a Brokeback limerick! (How-to in first post)
« Reply #7746 on: June 10, 2016, 04:47:51 pm »
Jack put Ennis' hand on his cock
Ennis woke up, felt it hard as a rock
Then up to their knees
They weren't at ease

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Re: Let's write a Brokeback limerick! (How-to in first post)
« Reply #7747 on: June 10, 2016, 04:54:50 pm »
Jack put Ennis' hand on his cock
Ennis woke up, felt it hard as a rock
Then up to their knees
They weren't at ease
But they fit like a key in a lock

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Re: Let's write a Brokeback limerick! (How-to in first post)
« Reply #7748 on: June 10, 2016, 04:56:55 pm »
Ennis slammed Jack into the wall

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Re: Let's write a Brokeback limerick! (How-to in first post)
« Reply #7749 on: June 10, 2016, 05:01:42 pm »
Ennis slammed Jack into the wall
After four years he gave it his all