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Author Topic: Let's write a Brokeback limerick! (How-to in first post)  (Read 3231687 times)

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Re: Let's write a Brokeback limerick! (How-to in first post)
« Reply #7790 on: June 28, 2016, 05:09:24 pm »
Aguirre was a real son of a bitch
seeing Twist made his eye start to twitch
He gave him no work
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Re: Let's write a Brokeback limerick! (How-to in first post)
« Reply #7791 on: June 29, 2016, 08:35:29 am »
Aguirre was a real son of a bitch
seeing Twist made his eye start to twitch
He gave him no work
to spy, he would lurk
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Tell him when l come up to him and ask to play the record, l'm gonna say: ''Voulez-vous jouer ce disque?''
'Voulez-vous, will you kiss my dick?'
Will you play my record? One-track mind!

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Re: Let's write a Brokeback limerick! (How-to in first post)
« Reply #7792 on: June 29, 2016, 01:36:43 pm »
Aguirre was a real son of a bitch
seeing Twist made his eye start to twitch
He gave him no work
to spy, he would lurk
He deserved to end up in a ditch
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Re: Let's write a Brokeback limerick! (How-to in first post)
« Reply #7793 on: June 30, 2016, 09:17:10 am »
Ennis was the love of Jack's life
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Tell him when l come up to him and ask to play the record, l'm gonna say: ''Voulez-vous jouer ce disque?''
'Voulez-vous, will you kiss my dick?'
Will you play my record? One-track mind!

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Re: Let's write a Brokeback limerick! (How-to in first post)
« Reply #7794 on: June 30, 2016, 02:59:22 pm »
Ennis was the love of Jack's life
Even more so than Lureen, his wife
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Re: Let's write a Brokeback limerick! (How-to in first post)
« Reply #7795 on: July 01, 2016, 10:18:38 am »
Ennis was the love of Jack's life
Even more so than Lureen, his wife
she found out who Ennis was
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Tell him when l come up to him and ask to play the record, l'm gonna say: ''Voulez-vous jouer ce disque?''
'Voulez-vous, will you kiss my dick?'
Will you play my record? One-track mind!

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Re: Let's write a Brokeback limerick! (How-to in first post)
« Reply #7796 on: July 01, 2016, 01:29:13 pm »
Ennis was the love of Jack's life
Even more so than Lureen, his wife
she found out who Ennis was
it gave her no pause
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Re: Let's write a Brokeback limerick! (How-to in first post)
« Reply #7797 on: July 02, 2016, 04:24:59 pm »

Ennis was the love of Jack's life
Even more so than Lureen, his wife
she found out who Ennis was
it gave her no pause
but did cause her plenty of strife
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Tell him when l come up to him and ask to play the record, l'm gonna say: ''Voulez-vous jouer ce disque?''
'Voulez-vous, will you kiss my dick?'
Will you play my record? One-track mind!

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Re: Let's write a Brokeback limerick! (How-to in first post)
« Reply #7798 on: July 02, 2016, 06:44:08 pm »
Jack was the best combine salesman they had
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Re: Let's write a Brokeback limerick! (How-to in first post)
« Reply #7799 on: July 04, 2016, 03:39:39 pm »

Jack was the best combine salesman they had
even though customers treated him bad
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Tell him when l come up to him and ask to play the record, l'm gonna say: ''Voulez-vous jouer ce disque?''
'Voulez-vous, will you kiss my dick?'
Will you play my record? One-track mind!
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