Let's write a Brokeback limerick! (How-to in first post)

[ifyoucantfixit]

   There is always time for elk and beans?
    Absolutely, and some fire and canteens
    The food we pick is usually filling and tasty.

[gwyllion]

There is always time for elk and beans?
Absolutely, and some fire and canteens
The food we pick is usually filling and tasty.
Cooks up fast, because we're hasty.

[zephaniah]

There is always time for elk and beans?
Absolutely, and some fire and canteens
The food we pick is usually filling and tasty.
Cooks up fast, because we're hasty
to get into the tent and out of our jeans.

[gwyllion]

Good job, zephaniah!   


A cow and calf operation sure would be sweet,

[southendmd]

A cow and calf operation sure would be sweet,
Then Jack could sweep Ennis off his feet,

[Sason]

A cow and calf operation sure would be sweet,
Then Jack could sweep Ennis off his feet
Sharing their lives the way they should

[ifyoucantfixit]

A cow and calf operation sure would be sweet,
Then Jack could sweep Ennis off his feet,
They would have dinners and nights together everyday.

[zephaniah]

A cow and calf operation sure would be sweet,
Then Jack could sweep Ennis off his feet
Sharing their lives the way they should
standin and fixin, all to the good

[southendmd]

A cow and calf operation sure would be sweet,
Then Jack could sweep Ennis off his feet
Sharing their lives the way they should
standin and fixin, all to the good
With whiskeys that spring and bluebirds that tweet!

[zephaniah]

   A cow and calf operation sure would be sweet,
Then Jack could sweep Ennis off his feet,
They would have dinners and nights together everyday.
No Aguirre to make 'em worry about pay