~~THE PERFORMANCE THREAD~~ **aside** ((action)) %%thought%%

[Lumière]

((while walking to the store Lucas can't help but stop and look at his reflection in every store window he passes,))
((unfortunately  he did'nt see that 18 wheeler coming! Cause It would of been( besides himself) the last thing he ever would of seen)) Poor Lucas!

(Witness said just before the truck hit him he was shouting into his reflection something that sounded like...

**
Ahem .. that Santa Clausy Lucas is not to be confused with Lucas Indaloo  ..aka THE ALLEY DUDE..





..Son of Piotr Indaloo, the proud owner of Signal's biggest jewellery store:




.. Where LUCISE INDAPADDOCK




purchased the ..




..for his fiance, the Marketing Advisor ..aka MR RAPHAELSON ..




Just in case there is any confusion ... 

**

[louisev]

((Meanwhile .. at the Del Mar household ..

ENNIS AND ALMA wash up and do dishes after their all-too-brief MARITAL COITUS))


ENNIS:
%%I don't know why we always have ta warsh the dishes after sex... is this some kind a CHILDHOOD TRAUMA a hers or somethin?  She's got that glazed look in her eyes...%%

Alma, you ain't... pregnant again are you?

[Lumière]

((ALMA turns and faces the stove after Ennis' question ..





She stays quiet for a while, sensing his eyes on her ..



))

ALMA:

**  I guess you found the pregnancy test in the bathroom .. and no..don't worry, I ain't pregnant .. Although we oughta be more careful.  We can't afford another baby the way things are going .. can we?  I mean, I'd love another kid and all, maybe a little brother for JUNIOR and JENNY, but ..

Do you want another baby Ennis?
**

((ALMA averts Ennis' eyes, unsure of his response ..))

[louisev]

ENNIS:

((Heaves a sigh.))

%%Now what do I tell her?  Yeah that'd be great?  Then I won't be able ta get away with FLIPPIN so many times, an she'll tell me it's all my idea cause I want ta have another kid.  Damn.  Can't win for losin.%%

Gee, I dunno.  Money's tight.  Yer already workin four days a week at the GROCERY STORE, an with me workin on LONELY OLD RANCH, we still ain't makin ends meet.  Maybe we ought ta ... you know... say two's enough.  ((Queue FORESHADOWING MUSIC))

[Front-Ranger]

~~Meanwhile, in Monroe's bakery studio, a work of art is taking form~~

So how do you like my Bluebird Mountain Weddin' Cake? 

[Daniel]

YOUNG JACK:

((looks at Cake and scratches head.))

**I don't get it.**

[saucycobblers]

((JBB is taking a short break from sighing heavily and dreaming of TERRY CLOTH to assist in the search for a suitable cake for the next BAM wedding...))

%% how 'bout this one? See, it matches Mr Indapaddock's tie-die tank top %%



((And if CHER ever sees fit ta take MEL GIBSON up on the offer of a date, and thing's... ya know... get matrimonial, JBB thinks he might have found just the cake for her...))

[Front-Ranger]

MONROE:
So it's a cake duel you want then...Awlright, you'll get it!!

But wait, I haven't put the topper on my Bluebird Cake yet. Off with the bicycle and on with...

TA DA!!

[Daniel]

YOUNG JACK:

((wrinkles his nose at the tie-dye wedding cake))

**Is that supposed to be for Guy and Lucise? I dunno... Guy's a classy fella. He'd prolly like something more like...**

((Jack points at the towering monstrosity))

**that one, 'cept in cream and gold.**

((Jack notices the topper on the other wedding cake.))

**Okay, this is more like what I'm goin' through with Lureen, cept she's supposed ta be holdin' a shotgun.**

[saucycobblers]

YOUNG JACK:
Guy's a classy fella. He'd prolly like something more like...**[/b]
b]

((JBB warms to the task and starts to enjoy himself...))

%%Hmmm... well, if it's classy ya want then look no further...%%



%% Tasteful, no? Though mebbe it more up Lureen's street...%%