MONROE:
((Hears a crash and fears the worst, rushes around the shelves without further thought to his own safety.))
%% ALMA! ALMA! She's in danger! %%
((Stops to review the carnage of nuts, listens to ALMA's apology with joy in his heart that she seems unhurt))
ALMA, don't worry about that. I'm just so happy you're not hurt! You could have been killed!((Sighs))
Oh, ALMA!%% Guess he took it out on the peanuts. He must have sensed I made that nutty display to impress ALMA. Must have seen how she loved it. Bet he's in a fearful rage. Jealousy all the way. I'll have to thread carefully. But what else is new? %%
%% Or perhaps the
condiments and
consomme references penetrated in the end? Does he think I'm a culinary freak now? Destroyed my peanut masterpiece because of that? I know how he hates gourmets, he's such a
Cibophobe. He's probably off plotting what to do next.%%
((Squirms and shudders a little, remembering the terrible fate of the BIKERS at ENNIS's hands (or rather, feet)))
%% Perhaps he's even a
Arachibutyrophobe! That might explain why he attacked the peanuts! %%
ALMA, don't you worry none. I'll clean up here. You can take the rest of the day off if you like. You must be so shook up. ((Smiles weakly but very lovingly))
I know I am.(Definition Arachibutyrophobia: Fear of having peanut butter sticking to the roof of your mouth)