Author Topic: THE PERFORMANCE THREAD aside ((action)) %%thought%% (Read 1705342 times)

Pipedream · « **Reply #2850 on:** September 29, 2006, 02:34:07 pm »

((The Queen, who has received a digital photo of Owl Olivia in Bucking-Ham Palace is delighted...))

Daniel · « **Reply #2851 on:** September 29, 2006, 02:36:48 pm »

BUCKING HAM:

**So when are the guests arriving? **

alec716 · « **Reply #2852 on:** September 29, 2006, 02:42:05 pm »

TERRY CLOTH (unsure how he is seeing all this from ENNIS' pocket, but seeing it he is):

And now the Queen of ~~the Desert~~ England has her own hat for the wedding. She is, of course, invited.

Since the Queen represents the epitome of good taste and understated elegance (sorry, CHER), she has also brought an addition to the wedding wardrobe of our peacock feather-lovin' bridegroom JACK.

saucycobblers · « **Reply #2853 on:** September 29, 2006, 02:42:51 pm »

Quote from: Daniel on September 29, 2006, 02:33:49 pm

**I meant for me, silly JBB...

((JBB shakes his lid and sighs heavily))

%%The boy's a fool. Hope that sheep trainer Indawhatsit knaws whut he's tekkin' on.%%

JBB:

** Oi! Cloth-ears!! Ah never said it wuz fer YOU. Ah knaw that yer beau'll be the one wearin' the dress. He's got better legs! **

%% Cloth-ears... *sigh*... ma TERRY had the softest cloth ears... %%

alec716 · « **Reply #2854 on:** September 29, 2006, 02:46:30 pm »

Quote from: Daniel on September 29, 2006, 02:36:48 pm

BUCKING HAM:

**So when are the guests arriving? **

MISS PIGGY (squealing in delight as she arrives for the wedding, borne aloft by a cast of thousands of support staff from DAME EDNA's Finshing School for International Megapork):

** OOOOO, he is one fine piece of hamhock! All for moi! **

Over here, Mr. Ham, over here! Hellooooo-oooo!!

Daniel · « **Reply #2855 on:** September 29, 2006, 02:47:02 pm »

GUY RAPHAELSON:

**Hmm..... Hey, what's wrong with my legs? I could pull off a dress like that.**

Pipedream · « **Reply #2856 on:** September 29, 2006, 02:59:32 pm »

((The Queen, having received that lovely invitation in Bucking-Ham Palace, answers right away!))

Daniel · « **Reply #2857 on:** September 29, 2006, 03:02:31 pm »

BUCKING HAM:

**Gorsh... we got celebrities and everything!**

((blushes, but no one can tell.))

**Hey there, Miss Piggy. You're my favorite porcine actress! I'm too big to make it in showbiz.**

Meryl · « **Reply #2858 on:** September 29, 2006, 03:04:15 pm »

Quote from: saucycobblers on September 29, 2006, 02:08:14 pm

JBB knows Lureen's a patriotic kinda gal. She loves the old USofA.

And she could jazz up the ensemble with a nice new hat...

...and matching gloves.

Quote from: Cher on September 29, 2006, 02:20:35 pm

MITZI (in a baritone voice as lusty and rich as mine, but with the added advantage of a distinct and manly Australian accent):

I absolutely INSIST that LUREEN wear this wedding gown...It will bring her the best of luck! And all the make-up she could ever need is ~~Hathaway~~ hidden away in the secret pockets.

HIGH PRIESTESS (tactfully avoiding comment on the little woolen number):

** I must say I'm impressed with how energetically JBB has thrown himself into the search for a wedding gown, and that patriotic ensemble is quite, quite fetching! However, CHER, as usual, has called on her extensive acquaintance to come up with a ravishing alternative. I simply can't choose my favorite! I wish the Bride herself were here to offer her opinion. But THE QUEEN is here, so perhaps she can settle the question!**

Daniel · « **Reply #2859 on:** September 29, 2006, 03:08:07 pm »

YOUNG JACK:

((looks around worried.))

**I think we're gonna haf ta have this here weddin' outdoors, Bucking Ham and Miss Piggy would be uncomfterble in the church.**

%% I would be too.%%

**Speakin' of weddin' gowns.... anyone seen Lureen??? I hope she's gettin' ready.**

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