~~THE PERFORMANCE THREAD~~ **aside** ((action)) %%thought%%

[Pipedream]

HIGH PRIESTESS (tactfully avoiding comment on the little woolen number):

** I must say I'm impressed with how energetically JBB has thrown himself into the search for a wedding gown, and that patriotic ensemble is quite, quite fetching!  However, CHER, as usual, has called on her extensive acquaintance to come up with a ravishing alternative.  I simply can't choose my favorite!  I wish the Bride herself were here to offer her opinion.  But THE QUEEN is here, so perhaps she can settle the question!**

[Meryl]

((The HIGH PRIESTESS stands in awe, not only of THE QUEEN's perfectly tactful and diplomatic reply, but of the exquisite taste displayed by her choice of hats for herself and OLIVIA.))

** Bravissima, your Highness! **

[Mikaela]

MIKA THE DUMBASS MUSICAL MULE:


((Though long she was happy in the deep forest, guarding the lake of psychic water, and swooning under the stars with her lover BATA BUTT ILLIC, MIKA heeded the call of the HP and knew the time had come to leave at last, taking up her magnificent musical calling once more))


BATA, dear, I have to leave you for a while, unless you'd rather come with me?  



?? Oh, for a moment there I thought you meant that we would.......    But of course, you're talking of JACK and LUREEN.

((Brays loudly to ensure voice is still in working order))

Well, then I'm off. Childress, here I come!

[Daniel]

YOUNG JACK:

((Jack is excited about the news of Mika the Musical Mule's arrival.))



**Hey Mika... stop eatin' the flower girls... Won't make your voice any better.**

[Pipedream]

((The HIGH PRIESTESS stands in awe, not only of THE QUEEN's perfectly tactful and diplomatic reply, but of the exquisite taste displayed by her choice of hats for herself and OLIVIA.))

** Bravissima, your Highness! **

[saucycobblers]

((JBB looks at Owl Olivia, now visibly bloated by her own importance and royal connections, and cackles evilly...))

** Yo! Feather-brains!! Ah heard yer new friend's hat maker got a use fer owls like you...**

[Mikaela]

SHOUT OUT TO OUR FASHIONISTA, CHER and HER BOY TOY, MONROE:   Have you and  BOB MACKIE been able to come up with a proper wedding dress for our Rodeo Queen?  And is there any hope of some food at this shindig?

MONROE:

((Wakes up in a daze, noticing CHER has long since left the building trailer. Realizes the HP's call to action has hit him completely unprepared.))

**My first catering assignment, and I'm not ready! I've been too busy with...... other matters. Of every possible kind. For the longest time.**

((Turns pale with shame and worry))

%% Well, there's nothing for it. I'll have to make the best of this. No way I'm letting this juicy assignment go!! %%

((Puts on thinking cap, but decides to contact HP for some inside info on the happy couple instead. Has the whole low-down in short order thereafter.))

[Lumière]

(( Unaware of the  umm.. hideous red woollen dress awaiting her, Lureen is busy trying on all kinds of fancy wedding dresses.  We all know Jack can't afford any of these here gowns, but L.D. has pots of money .. so no worries ..



Black??  Jeez, it aint a funeral, lady!!  (Well, maybe only a funeral for YOUNG JACK's dreams of shacking up with ALMA's hubby..   )



Aww, the pretty pink flower ..



Wow.. at least one person is excited about the wedding!   


And finally ..



If this one above don't make YOUNG JACK forget YOUNG ENNIS for at least the wedding night, then there aint no hope indeed! 

))

[Pipedream]

((JBB looks at Owl Olivia, now visibly bloated by her own importance and royal connections, and cackles evilly...))

** Yo! Feather-brains!! Ah heard yer new friend's hat maker got a use fer owls like you...**

Owl Olivia:

** Dearest JBB! I know, your're gelous. But one more of these unrefined comments and I'll squeeze you as an icing onto one of your hideous wedding cake suggestions! **

 

[Lumière]

Owl Olivia:

** Dearest JBB! I know, your're gelous. But one more of these unrefined comments and I'll squeeze you as an icing onto one of your hideous wedding cake suggestions! **

 

SOMEONE CHOKING ON THE SET:

((   ))