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Daniel · « **Reply #2910 on:** September 30, 2006, 07:46:10 pm »

GUY RAPHAELSON:

**Also known as the Bridal March from "Lohengrin"**

Daniel · « **Reply #2911 on:** September 30, 2006, 08:35:12 pm »

Meanwhile on that same old field in Riverton.
RANDOM HEIFER ((weeps uncontrollably.))

SECOND RANDOM HEIFER:

**It ain't that bad, fella... Hay Man'll come around... you'll see.**

RANDOM HEIFER: ((sniffles))

**It's not that.... I don't wanna be a cow!**

SECOND RANDOM HEIFER: ((rolls eyes))

**You watchin' that dumb people TV again?**

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PpJRd1HLMFM

Ellemeno · « **Reply #2912 on:** September 30, 2006, 10:17:58 pm »

Quote from: Mikaela on September 30, 2006, 07:36:26 pm

Some cute cowboys without means do it
I hear even no-more-beans?ll do it
Get to it, just fall in loooove!

I think Cole Porter would approve.

alec716 · « **Reply #2913 on:** October 01, 2006, 12:10:33 am »

Quote from: Ellemeno on September 30, 2006, 10:17:58 pm

I think Cole Porter would approve.

COWL PORTER:

I do, I do! Udderly fantastic, Mika!

welliwont · « **Reply #2914 on:** October 01, 2006, 04:45:19 am »

SHORT-NOTICE CASTING CALL

Role to be filled: Young Alma

Attention BetterMostians! We have an unexpected urgent opening for the role of a lifetime! Our beloved Milli (Lucise) has been lured away by the lights of Broadway, and she got herself a damn good lawyer (better than the one I had!) to break her contract with B.A.M. Productions Ltd.. It is our loss and their gain, but oh well, we must soldier on, 'cause we all know that if ya cain't stand it ya gotta fix it....

So, if you feel you are in the same league as Michelle Williams, if you feel that you can go from this:

to this:

please PM myself, JakeTwist, Casting Director Extraordinaire (Oh yeah)

Pipedream · « **Reply #2915 on:** October 01, 2006, 06:25:53 am »

((Owl Olivia, returning to her town-owlpartment from a hat-fitting with the QUEEN, finds a postcard...))

Pipedream · « **Reply #2916 on:** October 01, 2006, 04:05:05 pm »

Quote from: Daniel on September 30, 2006, 07:46:10 pm

GUY RAPHAELSON:

**Also known as the Bridal March from "Lohengrin"**

((After a rather long period of unemployment, the Broken Arsed Orchestra gathers again and takes position in the parking lot in front of the Riverton Laundromat...))

↓(Play me!)

Mikaela · « **Reply #2917 on:** October 01, 2006, 06:20:56 pm »

Quote from: Pipedream on October 01, 2006, 04:05:05 pm

MONROE:

((As the orchestra strikes up the very distinct Wagner piece, Monroe is suddenly reminded with a jolt that he's yet to finalize the marzipan bride and groom figurines that are to feature prominently atop the immense wedding cake.

In a hurry, he pulls out the sketch FAYETTE recently handed him, outlining the desired look of this most important wedding accessory:))

Meryl · « **Reply #2918 on:** October 01, 2006, 06:29:55 pm »

((The photos from the wedding rehearsal dinner are back! L. D. went all out and rented Roy Taylor's place on Lake Kemp for a Splash Party and Barbecue.

The Bridesmaids and Groomsmen made a big splash!))

((THE BIKERS beat the heat))

((And even TIMMY showed up to take a crack at diving))

((Best of all, MIKA, that multi-talented MULE, demonstrated her amazing diving skills as well))

((Later on, the Bridesmaids got ready to party hearty))

((And TIMMY settled down to help cook the steaks))

Meryl · « **Reply #2919 on:** October 01, 2006, 06:52:06 pm »

((The photographer tried to get a paparazzi shot of the HIGH PRIESTESS in swimwear, but she was too quick for him))

((As the evening wore on, however, and the Old Rose supply diminished, the Groomsmen went from this

To this

And the HIGH PRIESTESS got inspired to relive her days at the DAME EDNA Finishing School in Brisbane, treating the astonished wedding party to a special demonstration of Sacred Tap Dancing))

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