~~THE PERFORMANCE THREAD~~ **aside** ((action)) %%thought%%

[louisev]

ENNIS:

((Using all of his remaining willpower to pull away from the earth-shattering SUCKING FACE that he and Jack have been doing for the past six or eight minutes of screen time))

Uhh, uhhh... c'mere.

((Totes Jack along upstairs.))

[Arad-3]

ALMA~

((while Alma tries to get herself together she decides to start smoking. she looks all over for one of Ennis's cigarettes))

%% What now there's no smokes when I want one?%%

((grabs her purse to go to the store and hears them coming up the stairs))

Gulp! Oh sheet!!

[louisev]

ENNIS:

((Shaking and trembling with irrepressible LUST))

Hey Alma, this here's Jack Twist, my old FISHIN BUDDY.

[Arad-3]

ALMA~

(( As soon Ennis opened his mouth this popped into her head))



((Vision))

[Arad-3]

ALMA~

((trying very hard to compose herself manages to give Jack a nod))

%% Oh I know who you are alright, your the cowboy that has come here to steal my husband %%

((another Vision))

[Arad-3]

ALMA~

[Pipedream]

HARRY( THE KILLER) FAUK

Yeehaw folks! Old Olivia and me really had ya going on that one!  We have been working on that scene for a long time while waiting for this reunion. hell Olivia and me go way back. She used to come watch me in the ring. I've ruffled her feathers a few times back then but you wont get her to admit it!

Owl Olivia:

** Hey Big Beak! Ain’t your screen time over? You better parade back to yer dung heap and save your cock and bull stories for the chicks! **    

%% Conceited old twit! I shouldn't a let him rummage my plumage back then... %% 

[Arad-3]

HARRY(THE KILLER)CAUK~

Hee! hee! hee! You fiesty old owl.  You still want me!  After all these years you still can't get me out of
your system !   You know nothing can make you hoot the way I can!! Why dont you stop in over to the coop later, Ill give ya another story to tell your girlfrends about!

 

[Pipedream]

The Props Magician:



** Okay, it kinda looks like it's Poultry Day today. So what about another lil' musical interlude?? In the meantime, Alma, Ennis and Jack can collect their thoughts... ** 

Ich wollt' ich wär ein Huhn! Ich wollt ich wär ein Huhn. Ich hätt nicht viel zu tun. Ich legte vormittags ein Ei und nachmittags wär ich frei. Mich lockte auf der Welt kein Ruhm mehr und kein Geld. Und fände ich das große Los dann fräße ich es bloß! Ich brauchte nie mehr ins Büro. Ich wäre dämlich, aber froh! Drum hab ich mir gedacht:    Ich wollt ich wär ein Huhn. Ich hätt nicht viel zu tun. Ich legte jeden Tag ein Ei und Sonntags auch mal zwei! Ich brauchte nie mehr ins Büro. Ich wäre dämlich, aber froh! Ich wollt ich wär ein Huhn. Ich hätt nicht viel zu tun. Ich legte jeden Tag ein Ei und Sonntags auch mal zwei!

I wish I was a hen! I wish I was a hen. I wouldn't have much to do. I'd lay an egg in the morning And be free in the afternoon.    No Glory and no money on earth would tempt me anymore. And if I'd find the winning ticket I'd only eat it! I'd never have to go to the office again. I'd be stupid but happy! That's why I thought: I wish I was a hen. I wouldn't have much to do. I'd lay an egg every day and on sundays maybe two.    I'd never have to go to the office again. I'd be stupid but happy! I wish I was a hen. I wouldn't have much to do. I'd lay an egg every day and on sunday maybe two!

↓ (Play me!)

[coffeecat33]

<< Jack tries desperately to put his feelings aside in front of Alma but his mind is full of pictures from that FNIT with Ennis. >>