Author Topic: THE PERFORMANCE THREAD aside ((action)) %%thought%% (Read 1702908 times)

coffeecat33 · « **Reply #3310 on:** November 09, 2006, 10:25:29 pm »

Jack

%% I love the way Ennis tastes, especially his goobly bits. Clean or not so clean, it don’t matter. Course we didn’t have to warsh after that swim in th’ lake and it’s a good thing because I don’t see a warshrag anywheres. %%

%% Sure hope my butt butter is aroun’ here someplace. I'm gonna need it like real soon an' I want my butt a be real nice and soft for mah mister. %%

coffeecat33 · « **Reply #3311 on:** November 09, 2006, 11:00:14 pm »

** meanwhile, back at the lake, someone - or something - is watching and waiting **

saucycobblers · « **Reply #3312 on:** November 10, 2006, 09:51:09 am »

Quote from: coffeecat33 on November 09, 2006, 10:25:29 pm

Jack
%% Sure hope my butt butter is aroun’ here someplace. I'm gonna need it like real soon an' I want my butt a be real nice and soft for mah mister. %%

((The ever faithful JBB hears the desperate cry of his master and gently extricates himself from the soft folds of his beloved TERRY CLOTH and hurries, as fast as a lil' tube of butt butter can, to TS...er...4(??). Seeing he has arrived in the nick of time, he hollers...))

**Mr Twist! Er... Mr Twist, SIR!! Do ya need some lubrication in some...er...places??**

%%That TERRY will most probly be sleepin' fer another week at least. Won't notice if I'm gone a short while...%%

coffeecat33 · « **Reply #3313 on:** November 10, 2006, 11:08:22 am »

Jack

%% Phew! There's my JBB. Just in th' Nick-y a time, too. I'll jes' slather some on me bum and... %%

What th' ?

%% I knew me n' Ennis had been goin' at it some but this tube looks like it's been through th' wringer! Well leas' there's still some left. Better get me a new tube a butt butter soons we hit town. %%

(( Slathers the JBB on his butt and er... um... some other place. ))

Aahhh....

%% Tha's better. Now I'm ready! %%

(( winks at Ennis ))

whispers: than' kew butt butter - you've shore made things easier

(( winks at JBB ))

saucycobblers · « **Reply #3314 on:** November 10, 2006, 11:51:02 am »

Quote from: coffeecat33 on November 10, 2006, 11:08:22 am

Jack
Better get me a new tube a butt butter soons we hit town. %%

JBB:

**Whut?? A new tube o' butt lotion? Mr Twist, whut did I do wrong?**

((JBB's bottom lid begins to tremble and a creamy tear trickles down his 100% recyclable plastic tubing. He thinks...))

%% Yeah, and if ya even try ta get another tube on set I'll sue your sorry ass from here 'til next week. I smeared a contract with DIRECTOR RAYMILLE ya know! Where's my union representation when ya need 'em??%%

coffeecat33 · « **Reply #3315 on:** November 10, 2006, 04:06:20 pm »

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Sashca1007 · « **Reply #3318 on:** November 10, 2006, 05:11:33 pm »

Quote from: saucycobblers on November 10, 2006, 11:51:02 am

JBB:

**Whut?? A new tube o' butt lotion? Mr Twist, whut did I do wrong?** :'

SPIT IN ENNIS'S HAND -

&& Heh heh.... oh, little one, you have a lot to learn...

in case you don't recollect, I'M all the boys needed on their first night together in the tent.... JUST ME!!! Nobody wuz fishin' around in their pockets fer a cream-cryin' little lubey-tubey that's runnin' on near empty. I..... NEVER.... run out. Better git that through yer little ridgy head, BUTT-boy. I ain't sayin' ya ain't got no good qualities.... remember, I been up close an personal ((SPIT takes a deep, ragged breath in fond remembrance)) with Mr. TWIST's butt, 'n I know it's soft as a buttered peach (WAY softer than that ALMA gal's flip-side), but.... I think you'd best be stickin' to your original job description, little BUTTY, and leave the all-important Love-Lubin' job to me, the way Mother Nature intended. (

&#%@ little whoopersnapper thinks he can do MY job... HA! Mr. DEL MAR don't go fer none o' that sissy stuff.) &&

coffeecat33 · « **Reply #3319 on:** November 10, 2006, 08:51:45 pm »

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