Author Topic: ~~THE PERFORMANCE THREAD~~ **aside** ((action)) %%thought%%  (Read 1681593 times)

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Re: ~~THE PERFORMANCE THREAD~~ **aside** ((action)) %%thought%%
« Reply #3410 on: November 17, 2006, 09:44:08 pm »
ALMA'S nieghbors dog Roosevelt~
Has had enough of Mr. Gibsons annoying jbberish and knows His nieghbors boss, Jane , has forbidden him to be any where near the set!**
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Re: ~~THE PERFORMANCE THREAD~~ **aside** ((action)) %%thought%%
« Reply #3411 on: November 17, 2006, 10:20:45 pm »
~ And so it is written ~





Now beginneth the

Years in the Wilderness


YEEHAW

**Sun and Moon report to the wilderness...**








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Re: ~~THE PERFORMANCE THREAD~~ **aside** ((action)) %%thought%%
« Reply #3412 on: November 17, 2006, 10:40:12 pm »
ALMA'S nieghbors dog Roosevelt~
Has had enough of Mr. Gibsons annoying jbberish and knows His nieghbors boss, Jane , has forbidden him to be any where near the set!**


MEL GIBSON:

**AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW!!!!! Ya mangy mongrel!! Back awff or oy'll pump ya fulla lead!!**



((Looks around for ALMA...))

**ALMAAAAAAAA!!! Where's that sheila got ta??**
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Will you stop playing with that radio of yours, I'm trying to get to sleep!

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Re: ~~THE PERFORMANCE THREAD~~ **aside** ((action)) %%thought%%
« Reply #3413 on: November 17, 2006, 11:34:51 pm »
Jack
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Re: ~~THE PERFORMANCE THREAD~~ **aside** ((action)) %%thought%%
« Reply #3414 on: November 17, 2006, 11:37:36 pm »
ENNIS'S FOREMAN SARGE PAYNE~

** After a long day of herding random heifers,  Sarge Payne just happened to be warshing his overalls  in the laundramat downstairs when he heard all the commotion on the lawn.

Now hold on there just one moment there son!! If there's gonna be any shooting going on I suggest you might wanna start with me. And if you don't I suggest that you get off the pretty ladies property. cause I won't be wronged. and I wont be laid a hand on!  Roosevelt you get on home!!

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Re: ~~THE PERFORMANCE THREAD~~ **aside** ((action)) %%thought%%
« Reply #3415 on: November 18, 2006, 12:06:52 am »
Jack

%%  I am always gonna remember lying with my lover, Ennis, looking up at the heavens and seeing the full moon. I thank my lucky stars for that man and our time together.  %%


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Re: ~~THE PERFORMANCE THREAD~~ **aside** ((action)) %%thought%%
« Reply #3416 on: November 18, 2006, 07:05:46 pm »
This is a public service announcement

A Way to Support Gay Rights

Watch Gay Television Shows
Despite what your parents said, watching television is good for you- especially if you're gay! By watching gay-theme television shows you increase their ratings. Increased ratings make the high-power networks and advertisers very happy. Hopefully, happy enough that they can't afford not to have gay programming. Showing Americans gay life on television may also lessen the fear of gay equality.


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Re: ~~THE PERFORMANCE THREAD~~ **aside** ((action)) %%thought%%
« Reply #3417 on: November 18, 2006, 08:14:59 pm »
Gay televison? Err...  ;D







For further information check:

http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0248408/

 
 ;D
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Re: ~~THE PERFORMANCE THREAD~~ **aside** ((action)) %%thought%%
« Reply #3418 on: November 18, 2006, 08:33:31 pm »

This is a public service announcement

A Way to Support Gay Rights

Watch Gay Television Shows
Despite what your parents said, watching television is good for you- especially if you're gay! By watching gay-theme television shows you increase their ratings. Increased ratings make the high-power networks and advertisers very happy. Hopefully, happy enough that they can't afford not to have gay programming. Showing Americans gay life on television may also lessen the fear of gay equality.



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== Way to go Leslie!!   ;D  this post is brilliant!  You deserve a raise for that!!  Too bad all the extra money that was earmarked for Actors' raises and bonuses has been usurped by our lateest security requirements.  After the unfortunate breach of security (Mel Gibson), we had to divert the funds.... otherwise I am sure you would have been recompensed.  Too bad...  :-\ ==

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Re: ~~THE PERFORMANCE THREAD~~ **aside** ((action)) %%thought%%
« Reply #3419 on: November 20, 2006, 04:46:14 pm »
The Empress of Everything

Hmm... I am sensing the absence of activity
in this vicinity.  I had better drop in and see what is happening.