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Re: ~~THE PERFORMANCE THREAD~~ **aside** ((action)) %%thought%%
« Reply #3440 on: November 21, 2006, 12:40:16 am »
Jack

Lureen!! I'm home!!



%%  No answer. She must be at work. I better get in to work, too. Those new combines must a come in by now. Gotta get sellin 'em.  %%

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Re: ~~THE PERFORMANCE THREAD~~ **aside** ((action)) %%thought%%
« Reply #3441 on: November 21, 2006, 12:42:17 am »
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Re: ~~THE PERFORMANCE THREAD~~ **aside** ((action)) %%thought%%
« Reply #3442 on: November 21, 2006, 12:43:23 am »

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Re: ~~THE PERFORMANCE THREAD~~ **aside** ((action)) %%thought%%
« Reply #3443 on: November 21, 2006, 10:49:01 am »

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Re: ~~THE PERFORMANCE THREAD~~ **aside** ((action)) %%thought%%
« Reply #3444 on: November 21, 2006, 04:06:41 pm »
MONROE:

((Considering inventory at the Super Market. Is suddenly inspired: ))

** Probably time to stock up on beef. Sure seems like a beef kind of day to me. **


((Filled with secret glee: ))

** Gotta hurry and incidentally be near the door when Alma arrives, so I can greet her, all casual-like. Say something nice. And romantic. She's coming in to do that extra shift and everything, what with Do-Do going AWOL with nearly no notice. What should I say.....? **

((Thinks hard))


%%  Look what the wind blew in? %%

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Re: ~~THE PERFORMANCE THREAD~~ **aside** ((action)) %%thought%%
« Reply #3445 on: November 21, 2006, 05:37:03 pm »
MONROE:


** I know what I'd *like* to say to Alma.......**


%% Did you ever think of marrying just for fun?

......or maybe:

I can't go all my life waiting to catch you between husbands.

No, wait, I'd most of all like to tell her that:

You need kissing, badly. You should be kissed - often, by someone who knows how.

I mean, seriously, not to boast - but those sessions with CHER *did* teach me a thing or two, after all....... %%


(( Heaves a small sigh and blushes ))

** It's just not *me*, saying such stuff. I'd feel strange, as if I was acting in a beautiful and romantic movie! **  ;)


%% Oh well. I'd better get cracking on these new advertisement posters. Fresh produce don't sell itself! %%

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Re: ~~THE PERFORMANCE THREAD~~ **aside** ((action)) %%thought%%
« Reply #3446 on: November 21, 2006, 06:40:55 pm »
ALMA~

((Arrives at the store and see's Monroe up front, using hand jesters and talking to what seemed like himself))

%% ooops there he is!! I don't know what to say. Iv'e got to sneak by him some how %%

(( Alma darts and runs down to the condiment aisle.))



%% Oh no I am so nervous! I have got to calm down!  What would Scarlet do?  Think Scarlet!  But he doesn't know what my Fairy Godfather told me. Maybe he doesn't even feel that way!  After all my Fairy Godfather is a little strange!

(( Alma peeks through an opening !))

%% Where'd he go?))

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Re: ~~THE PERFORMANCE THREAD~~ **aside** ((action)) %%thought%%
« Reply #3447 on: November 21, 2006, 06:44:40 pm »
ALMA~


((Suddenly someone touches her shoulder and she turns around startled))





H..He..Hel...Helllo  .... Monroe!

%% My Lord, look at him!%%
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Re: ~~THE PERFORMANCE THREAD~~ **aside** ((action)) %%thought%%
« Reply #3448 on: November 21, 2006, 06:54:38 pm »
MONROE:


Hi, Alma.

Oh my! You look...........you look radiant!



%% Eeeep! She'll think I'm too forward! %%

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« Reply #3449 on: November 21, 2006, 07:03:19 pm »
MONROE:


%% Oh what the heck, fortune favours the brave!  %%


I..... I've always thought you look beautiful, Alma. And your voice......... you've got such a sweet voice.

((Blushes furiously))


Erm...... uh........yes. Well then ......uhm, so you're OK taking the extra shift and all?

%% What's the matter with me!?! Way to kill the romance! But...could there be any romance, that's what I'd like to know..... %%