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Offline Meryl

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Re: ~~THE PERFORMANCE THREAD~~ **aside** ((action)) %%thought%%
« Reply #3460 on: November 22, 2006, 02:33:51 am »
Empress of Everything

Ah, activity! It looks like my bananas worked.


THE HIGH PRIESTESS:

%% The nerve of the woman!  Waltzing in here, throwing around bananas, and now her bazongas!  Drat it all, Edna's not answering my faxes.  She must be on her four-millionth Annual Farewell Tour.   I'll have to sound her out myself. %%

((Heading for her wardrobe, Meryl chooses her outfit carefully))




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Re: ~~THE PERFORMANCE THREAD~~ **aside** ((action)) %%thought%%
« Reply #3461 on: November 22, 2006, 03:54:47 pm »
Empress of Everything

Ah, activity! It looks like my bananas worked.



Appreciative AUDIENCE MEMBER chuckling,

%%Honey, those ain't bananas.%%

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Re: ~~THE PERFORMANCE THREAD~~ **aside** ((action)) %%thought%%
« Reply #3462 on: November 22, 2006, 03:58:22 pm »
SECOND APPRECIATIVE AUDIENCE MEMBER:

**Bananas?  Looks more like a bag o' grapefruits.**

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Re: ~~THE PERFORMANCE THREAD~~ **aside** ((action)) %%thought%%
« Reply #3463 on: November 22, 2006, 04:52:39 pm »
Empress of Everything

Why thank you, darling. It's so nice of you to notice!


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Re: ~~THE PERFORMANCE THREAD~~ **aside** ((action)) %%thought%%
« Reply #3464 on: November 22, 2006, 04:59:28 pm »
Empress of Everything

Please, have a cup of espresso - it is my own special brew.



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Re: ~~THE PERFORMANCE THREAD~~ **aside** ((action)) %%thought%%
« Reply #3465 on: November 22, 2006, 05:21:08 pm »
THE HIGH PRIESTESS:



** Did someone mention espresso?  Why, hello darling, I don't think we've met.  Dear me, aren't you a tad chilly?  Let me offer you a wrap. **

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Offline Mikaela

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Re: ~~THE PERFORMANCE THREAD~~ **aside** ((action)) %%thought%%
« Reply #3466 on: November 22, 2006, 05:59:11 pm »
MONROE:

((Totally breathless))


Oh my!


** I'm in the presence of the HIGH PRIESTESS and THE EMPRESS OF EVERYTHING at the same time! And on the surface of things they're discussing Espresso! Just what I need!**


Could you omniscient, all-powerful ladies please, please help me with one of the most important decisions of my life:

I'm making coffe for ALMA - for our appointed coffee break - and I can't decide which brand or blend to make her!  Ordinary Black? But what blend?? Or.......Cappuchino? Latte? Espresso? Mochachino? Frappuchino? Irish Coffee? Maybe not at work in the middle of the day..... ?

This cup of coffee could be the start of something beautiful, or the end of everything! I've got to get it right!

Help!!!



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Re: ~~THE PERFORMANCE THREAD~~ **aside** ((action)) %%thought%%
« Reply #3467 on: November 22, 2006, 06:26:48 pm »
MONROE:

((Calming down some))

And don't be worried you'll end up proposing something *too* special.

I've got it all! As you can see - if it just calls itself coffee, I'm prepared to brew it and serve it - right here and now!





(( Smiles politely and makes a welcoming gesture ))

I've poured each of you most formidable ladies a cup; - please won't you sit down and have a hot, dark, sweet cup of something special while you share of your immense wisdom with me?


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Re: ~~THE PERFORMANCE THREAD~~ **aside** ((action)) %%thought%%
« Reply #3468 on: November 22, 2006, 06:29:24 pm »
ALMA~

**Meanwhile,  unaware of Monroe's efforts to make the perfect coffee himself,  Alma tries to think of somewhere they could go for coffee.







%% It's a couple miles out but.. Maybe Monroe wouldnt mind taking a little drive... It's a nice night out and Monroes got that cool Coupe he just bought!  Lord have mercy What am I thinking!  I'm married!%.

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Re: ~~THE PERFORMANCE THREAD~~ **aside** ((action)) %%thought%%
« Reply #3469 on: November 22, 2006, 10:05:10 pm »
Jack

Honey?