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Re: ~~THE PERFORMANCE THREAD~~ **aside** ((action)) %%thought%%
« Reply #3500 on: November 23, 2006, 11:26:49 pm »

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Re: ~~THE PERFORMANCE THREAD~~ **aside** ((action)) %%thought%%
« Reply #3501 on: November 23, 2006, 11:30:05 pm »
Jack

%%  Does my butt look fat?  %%



((Applies JBB to his butt.))

%%  Or does it look peachy?  %%


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Re: ~~THE PERFORMANCE THREAD~~ **aside** ((action)) %%thought%%
« Reply #3502 on: November 24, 2006, 12:00:05 am »
Empress of Everything

Hey you, High Prostitute er... Priestess - may I call you High? - I want to thank you for the fur coat you gave me the other day. I hope you don't mind, it was a tad too big so I had it altered.


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Re: ~~THE PERFORMANCE THREAD~~ **aside** ((action)) %%thought%%
« Reply #3503 on: November 24, 2006, 02:28:58 pm »
Empress of Everything

Hey you, High Prostitute er... Priestess - may I call you High? - I want to thank you for the fur coat you gave me the other day. I hope you don't mind, it was a tad too big so I had it altered.


HIGH PRIESTESS:

** My dear, it's taken us so long to get from the bar to our table, I'm only surprised you didn't order up a hat and gloves as well.   No matter, I see you must be possessed of that fortuitously thick skin type which allows you to move about lightly clothed in the chilliest of airs with little or no discomfort. **

((Meryl turns to greet the PHANTOM OF THE FILM and his wan companion))

** Why, Phan, what a delicious surprise to find you here with dear Guy!  May I introduce you to--I hope I have this right--The Empress of Everything--and her twins. **


Ich bin ein Brokie...

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Re: ~~THE PERFORMANCE THREAD~~ **aside** ((action)) %%thought%%
« Reply #3504 on: November 24, 2006, 05:48:21 pm »
ALMA~

** Aware that Monroe is looking frustrated ...

&& Got to get Monroe out of here..These two look dangerous to me And those twins look like trouble!!%%

** Alma walks up behind Monroe and whispers...



Let's get out of here. Ill meet you out at your car in Ten minutes!!

%% I need to get prettied up!%%
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Re: ~~THE PERFORMANCE THREAD~~ **aside** ((action)) %%thought%%
« Reply #3505 on: November 24, 2006, 06:33:17 pm »
Local beautician, Miss Richfield of 1981

I'll say you need to get prettied up, hon!

%%  Good Lord, 10 minutes? I need about 10 hours.  %%


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Re: ~~THE PERFORMANCE THREAD~~ **aside** ((action)) %%thought%%
« Reply #3506 on: November 24, 2006, 07:46:50 pm »
Jack


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Re: ~~THE PERFORMANCE THREAD~~ **aside** ((action)) %%thought%%
« Reply #3507 on: November 25, 2006, 12:39:18 am »
MONROE:


What happened to that romantic tete-a-tete coffee break I was looking forward to?   >:(

** Now here instead I've got a veritable 3-ring circus going: A formidable clash of the ultra-mega-divas, all barbed sugary remarks and arched eyebrows. A mysterious masked phantom complete with blaring pipe organ music in tow, and some scruffy-looking poor wild man, crumpling on the floor. **

((Decisive))

** Well all right! See if I don't make it anyhow! I'll just...... I'll ask her out, that's what! **

((Intuiting MONROE's dilemma, the HIGH PRIESTESS excuses herself momentarily while the PHANTOM and GUY acquaint themselves with the Twins Empress.  Calling him closer, she whispers to him while pressing something into his hand.))



** Don't worry, darling, everything will work out between you and your Bright Angel.   I have seen it, if you know what I mean.  Here, drink down the contents of this phial and I promise you, you will be irresistible!  Now go! **

%% It's really Dr. Pepper with a dash of Worcestershire, but it'll give the poor man some chutzpah! %%
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Re: ~~THE PERFORMANCE THREAD~~ **aside** ((action)) %%thought%%
« Reply #3508 on: November 25, 2006, 12:23:37 pm »
HIGH PRIESTESS:

** My dear, it's taken us so long to get from the bar to our table, I'm only surprised you didn't order up a hat and gloves as well.   No matter, I see you must be possessed of that fortuitously thick skin type which allows you to move about lightly clothed in the chilliest of airs with little or no discomfort. **


Empress of Everything

It's not thick skin, D-E-A-R, it's being hot-blooded. ((little smirk here)) After all, I'm Italian.



Now, let's have that coffee the Phantom so kindly prepared for us, shall we?

And who is that disheveled little man!?

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Re: ~~THE PERFORMANCE THREAD~~ **aside** ((action)) %%thought%%
« Reply #3509 on: November 25, 2006, 03:27:31 pm »
THE PHANTOM OF THE FILM:

((The phantom looks over at Guy Raphaelson, uncertain whether or not he should guide him to the table.))

**I'm not sure who he is now, but he was once a talented marketing advisor for Un Ltd, a corporation intrigued by the marketing possibilities made available by the film. I found him bound and gagged within the storage chamber I was telling you about. I am not entirely above kidnapping, but binding and gagging are just a little too much for me. No one can sing when gagged. If he will just eat or drink something, I'm sure he will soon be back to his normal self.**
Why do we consume what we consume?
Why do we believe what we believe?
Why do we accept what we accept?
You have a body, a mind, and a soul.... You have a responsibility.