THE PHANTOM OF THE FILM:
((in a strange and mysterious voiceover)):
**Pardon me, Miss Director, but Miss Owl graced us with her presence only a short while ago. You must have missed her due to all that paperwork you were buried in... As for the Feng Shui director, I believe she is leading a conference somewhere in east Asia. The props magician has been far too busy creating vast sets for our multitude of characters: the dream sequences of Alma's imagination, underwater sets, and not to mention the rapid changes in scenes... Her magic is certainly present, and if she weren't so busy, she'd love to discuss scenes with you.**
((A brief pause))
**Perhaps Miss Sparta would come down from her production office to have a word with her.**
**As for Jack's Pants, they haven't been the same since coming down from the Mountain. I think their most recent cleaning may have been a rather harrowing experience. Those laundromats can be dangerous places, as Terry Cloth discovered from personal experience.**
**And Lucise is currently in the bistro on Ducksina Row, which is also where I am, if you can believe that. He managed to sleep through most of the past few weeks... as contentment can do that to a man.**