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Re: ~~THE PERFORMANCE THREAD~~ **aside** ((action)) %%thought%%
« Reply #3550 on: December 02, 2006, 05:44:40 pm »
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Re: ~~THE PERFORMANCE THREAD~~ **aside** ((action)) %%thought%%
« Reply #3551 on: December 02, 2006, 06:28:31 pm »
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Re: ~~THE PERFORMANCE THREAD~~ **aside** ((action)) %%thought%%
« Reply #3552 on: December 02, 2006, 06:39:39 pm »
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Re: ~~THE PERFORMANCE THREAD~~ **aside** ((action)) %%thought%%
« Reply #3553 on: December 02, 2006, 06:57:51 pm »

((The Priestettes, after viewing the montage of JACK"S PANTS, pray even harder for the Return of the Pants!))

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Re: ~~THE PERFORMANCE THREAD~~ **aside** ((action)) %%thought%%
« Reply #3554 on: December 02, 2006, 11:07:09 pm »

"...the sparks flying up with their truths and lies, a few hot points of fire landing on their hands and faces, not for the first time, and they rolled down into the dirt. One thing never changed: the brilliant charge of their infrequent couplings was darkened by the sense of time flying, never enough time, never enough."   -Brokeback Mountain by Annie Proulx


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Re: ~~THE PERFORMANCE THREAD~~ **aside** ((action)) %%thought%%
« Reply #3555 on: December 02, 2006, 11:43:51 pm »

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Re: ~~THE PERFORMANCE THREAD~~ **aside** ((action)) %%thought%%
« Reply #3556 on: December 02, 2006, 11:46:04 pm »
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Re: ~~THE PERFORMANCE THREAD~~ **aside** ((action)) %%thought%%
« Reply #3557 on: December 03, 2006, 01:17:16 am »
Jack

Anything interesting up there in heaven?


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Re: ~~THE PERFORMANCE THREAD~~ **aside** ((action)) %%thought%%
« Reply #3558 on: December 03, 2006, 05:47:42 am »
DO-Do (the ditzy cashier):


((Gives her final notice at the Super Market))

Sorry, Monroe, but I just can't find the time to do this cashier job no more. I'm being constantly called upon in my important capacity as an experienced Priestette. The HIGH PRIESTESS's word cannot be disregarded!

((Wipes sweat from brow))

I'm practically praying 24/7!


((Grabs her jumbo delux package of tall candles and rushes out the door))

Bye now! I'm off to pray sincerely for the return of the PANTS! And the return of their hasty removal from a certain someone's anatomy, to be sure....

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Re: ~~THE PERFORMANCE THREAD~~ **aside** ((action)) %%thought%%
« Reply #3559 on: December 03, 2006, 06:05:06 am »
MONROE:


%% Priestettes? Would they be the Broken Arsed Greek Chorus? %%

((sighs))

** So many local women have left to join those there Priestettes, it's nearly impossible to get help at the Super Market any more. **

((Brightens))

** That means I'll have to ask ALMA take even more double shifts, of course.......Double shifts, all the time!!   :D And I'm pretty certain that she's the one woman on earth forever disinclined to pray for the return of anything to do with or belonging to JACK. So even if all the others go to join the chorus, she'll still be around! **

((Cheers the Priestettes on with all his might ))

Pray on ladies! It's working! It really helps!!