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Re: ~~THE PERFORMANCE THREAD~~ **aside** ((action)) %%thought%%
« Reply #3600 on: December 06, 2006, 12:26:04 am »
Cissy Fuss, Assistant to the Second Unit Assistant Director

%%  What the... ?  %%

**Jake Twist, Ms. Director ma'am, I mean Mr. Director sir, is that you?**

oh hell....

((Gets up to investigate the noise she hears.))

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Re: ~~THE PERFORMANCE THREAD~~ **aside** ((action)) %%thought%%
« Reply #3601 on: December 06, 2006, 12:26:38 am »

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Re: ~~THE PERFORMANCE THREAD~~ **aside** ((action)) %%thought%%
« Reply #3602 on: December 06, 2006, 12:27:51 am »
Cissy Fuss

OMG! Here, let me help you!



((She unties the ropes.))

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Re: ~~THE PERFORMANCE THREAD~~ **aside** ((action)) %%thought%%
« Reply #3603 on: December 06, 2006, 12:28:59 am »
Director Jake Twist's bedroom office


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Re: ~~THE PERFORMANCE THREAD~~ **aside** ((action)) %%thought%%
« Reply #3604 on: December 06, 2006, 12:32:47 am »
Cissy Fuss

((Heaves a huge sigh.))

%%  Working for this company is like pushing a boulder up a hill, only to have it roll down again.  %%

Ms. Director, sir, I thought the lawyers explained to you that you cannot keep Jake's pants in your office if Jake is IN the pants!

**Heaves another sigh and feels deeply put-upon.**

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Re: ~~THE PERFORMANCE THREAD~~ **aside** ((action)) %%thought%%
« Reply #3605 on: December 06, 2006, 12:36:23 am »
Meanwhile down stairs at the bar

" Save a horse... ride a cowboy "

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Re: ~~THE PERFORMANCE THREAD~~ **aside** ((action)) %%thought%%
« Reply #3606 on: December 06, 2006, 12:48:36 am »
Empress of Everything

((Snarling)) Listen Missy, don't give me that song and dance! He was winking at me!


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Re: ~~THE PERFORMANCE THREAD~~ **aside** ((action)) %%thought%%
« Reply #3607 on: December 06, 2006, 12:51:24 am »
Bar Patrons

((Chanting in somewhat drunken voices.))

Cat Fight!   Cat Fight!   Cat Fight!   Cat Fight!   Cat Fight!   Cat Fight!

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Re: ~~THE PERFORMANCE THREAD~~ **aside** ((action)) %%thought%%
« Reply #3608 on: December 06, 2006, 12:52:52 am »



** Excuse me, Empressita, but you need to show me your Diva card before I can sanction your roughing up the HIGH PRIESTESS!! **

Ich bin ein Brokie...

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Re: ~~THE PERFORMANCE THREAD~~ **aside** ((action)) %%thought%%
« Reply #3609 on: December 06, 2006, 01:13:27 am »
((In danger of being crushed by the giant melons of the Empress, Meryl casts about for her troops))



** PRIESTETTES, TO ME!! **

((Shrieks of laughter emanate from the back room))




** Oh Gawd, fuhgeddaboudit! ** ::)  ::)
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