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Re: ~~THE PERFORMANCE THREAD~~ **aside** ((action)) %%thought%%
« Reply #3620 on: December 06, 2006, 08:43:56 pm »
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Re: ~~THE PERFORMANCE THREAD~~ **aside** ((action)) %%thought%%
« Reply #3621 on: December 06, 2006, 09:36:05 pm »

" Save a horse... ride a cowboy "

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Re: ~~THE PERFORMANCE THREAD~~ **aside** ((action)) %%thought%%
« Reply #3622 on: December 07, 2006, 12:12:07 am »
LAUREL SPARTA:

((Laurel walks through the set security facility admiring the reinforced-steel prison cells.))

** I didn't know that we had this on the set. Quite handy.**

((Still dressed in her austere black and purple nightgown, Laurel has grown used to it over the past few hours and is now very comfortable. She stops next to Mel Gibson's cell.))



**And you, yes, you sir. You were warned. We will not allow you or your kind to influence the film with these body-snatchers or anything else you have up your sleeve. We already have a director, and while we once were threatened with your take-over, we are quite happy to see that it has not yet taken place, nor will it... your films have a habit of failing - miserably.**

((Laurel walks into the security office. Congratulating the security officers responsible for the arrests.))



((The Priestettes have prepared a surprise for her.))

**And here is the cause of all this trouble. Hello, Ennis, how are you doing today? I do hope you haven't been treated too poorly.**
Why do we consume what we consume?
Why do we believe what we believe?
Why do we accept what we accept?
You have a body, a mind, and a soul.... You have a responsibility.

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Re: ~~THE PERFORMANCE THREAD~~ **aside** ((action)) %%thought%%
« Reply #3623 on: December 07, 2006, 12:15:13 am »

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Re: ~~THE PERFORMANCE THREAD~~ **aside** ((action)) %%thought%%
« Reply #3624 on: December 07, 2006, 12:19:03 am »

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Re: ~~THE PERFORMANCE THREAD~~ **aside** ((action)) %%thought%%
« Reply #3625 on: December 07, 2006, 12:27:46 am »

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Re: ~~THE PERFORMANCE THREAD~~ **aside** ((action)) %%thought%%
« Reply #3626 on: December 07, 2006, 12:36:21 am »
LAUREL SPARTA:

**CAMERAMAN!!!! FOCUS HERE!!!! Try to ignore those subliminal advertisements. Pay no attention to the Beaver behind the curtain!!!**

((At Ennis's muffled responses, Laurel arches her eyebrows.))

**I'm sorry, I can't understand you.... Oh right, the gag.**

((Laurel unties Ennis's gag.))

**Sorry, you were saying?**
Why do we consume what we consume?
Why do we believe what we believe?
Why do we accept what we accept?
You have a body, a mind, and a soul.... You have a responsibility.

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Re: ~~THE PERFORMANCE THREAD~~ **aside** ((action)) %%thought%%
« Reply #3627 on: December 07, 2006, 12:53:34 am »
ENNIS:

Hey!  Whata ya doin?  Who the hell are ya and where is Jack?

((Ennis squeezes his eyes closed and hopes when he wakes up he's dreamin'.  The last thing he remembers is him and his Jack by the fire talking about some plan Jack had.  Maybe he's blocking this out, cause he knows him and Jack ain't ever gonna be a real couple.))

%%Where is my beautiful Jack?%% 

(( Ennis opens his eyes and is overwhelmed by what he sees.))

In America sex is an obsession.  In other parts of the world it is a fact.

Marlene Dietrich

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Re: ~~THE PERFORMANCE THREAD~~ **aside** ((action)) %%thought%%
« Reply #3628 on: December 07, 2006, 01:31:52 am »
LAUREL SPARTA:



%% Excellent, the drugs are starting to work!!! %%

**No no, not there, silly boy. We're here!**

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Why do we consume what we consume?
Why do we believe what we believe?
Why do we accept what we accept?
You have a body, a mind, and a soul.... You have a responsibility.

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Re: ~~THE PERFORMANCE THREAD~~ **aside** ((action)) %%thought%%
« Reply #3629 on: December 07, 2006, 03:06:12 am »


JACK'S PANTS -

%% What the HELL'S going on here?!!%%

Jack

Whoa, whoa whoa! Tell you what, I cain't go no where without m' pants!



Although, come to think of it, I AM prepared to do a love scene.


**  JACK, boy, what's all this fuss about?!  You know exactly where I am, ever' second a the day and night!  You know I ain't more 'n a few feet away from ya....ever.  Now I'm gettin' folks pokin' at me and pullin' at my seams an buttons (what's left of 'em after that one lady chewed her way through more than she shoulda) and I can't figger out what's all the danged hubbub!  There was all this wailin' and cryin' and beggin' from this big buncha gals....I couldn't make out what they was sayin', only my name over 'n over....   then one day I caught a earfull blowin' in on the Wyoming Wind....  "Oh, Mr. PANTS....   this is Do-Do, Monroe's second favorite employee....   Please, Mr. PANTS...   return safely to JACK, and then....   well....  just get back on him so's you can get back off him, 'cause me and the other Priestettes have a very strong hankerin' for....."  Well, you git the idea, JACK---   I don't know what in the HELL all these WIMMIN have ta do with me an you, but couldja tell 'em ta stop their blubberin'---  I been here the whole time!  Okay...   well, wait a minnit....   yer not still sore at me fer my little visit with them purty JAMMIE PANTS a ENNIS'S are ya?  It didn't mean nothin', JACK, ya gotta believe me!  I swear I wasn't tryin' to sneak into the Del Mar laundry basket in hopes a ENNIS bein' fooled into thinkin' I was his and...  um...tryin' me on, or nothin'....   **



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"From the vibration of the floorboard on which they both stood Ennis could feel how hard Jack was shaking."