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Re: ~~THE PERFORMANCE THREAD~~ **aside** ((action)) %%thought%%
« Reply #3720 on: December 21, 2006, 04:55:19 pm »
Best boy present, ready, willing and able, Madam Director!!  :D

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Re: ~~THE PERFORMANCE THREAD~~ **aside** ((action)) %%thought%%
« Reply #3721 on: December 21, 2006, 10:07:32 pm »
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Re: ~~THE PERFORMANCE THREAD~~ **aside** ((action)) %%thought%%
« Reply #3722 on: December 21, 2006, 10:10:30 pm »

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Re: ~~THE PERFORMANCE THREAD~~ **aside** ((action)) %%thought%%
« Reply #3723 on: December 21, 2006, 10:13:53 pm »
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I'm so glad they decided to move along. I really have to pee!


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Re: ~~THE PERFORMANCE THREAD~~ **aside** ((action)) %%thought%%
« Reply #3724 on: December 21, 2006, 10:20:30 pm »
Cissy Fuss, Assistant to the Second Unit Assistant Director

%%  Oh thank god. A two-minute break. While Ms. Director is away, I'm going to sneak onto the BetterMost web site and look at photos of Jake Jake Jake. %%



%%Ooh! Nice pants!%%

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Re: ~~THE PERFORMANCE THREAD~~ **aside** ((action)) %%thought%%
« Reply #3725 on: December 21, 2006, 10:24:02 pm »
More audience members who are happy for the pee break.


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Re: ~~THE PERFORMANCE THREAD~~ **aside** ((action)) %%thought%%
« Reply #3726 on: December 21, 2006, 10:26:57 pm »
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Hello dahlings!




%% I hope they don't see me going to the Ladies' room for a pee. %%

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Re: ~~THE PERFORMANCE THREAD~~ **aside** ((action)) %%thought%%
« Reply #3727 on: December 21, 2006, 10:29:20 pm »
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Re: ~~THE PERFORMANCE THREAD~~ **aside** ((action)) %%thought%%
« Reply #3728 on: December 21, 2006, 10:46:26 pm »
Cissy Fuss

Oh, Mr. 2nd Unit Ass’t Director, sir! We’re ready for the 2nd Unit exterior shot.


(( Cissy reads aloud: ))
RIVERTON, WYOMING: RANCH: BACK OF HAY TRUCK: DAY: 1972

Ennis

C’mon, c’mon. Soooeeee, pigpigpig.


Damn. Cattle don't look right.


%% Can't keep my mind on my work no way, no how. Keep thinkin' of Jack Twist's lower lip 'n how curvy and pink it is. Thinkin' on how he loves t' run his slippery pink tongue over that lip and how I love t' run my tongue over his lip. Keep thinkin' of Jack's pants, too. 'Bout how tight they are 'n ever'thin'. %%

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Re: ~~THE PERFORMANCE THREAD~~ **aside** ((action)) %%thought%%
« Reply #3729 on: December 21, 2006, 11:05:00 pm »
JACK:

((From the back of a Versatile Combine))

**Hold them.... cattle?....., fer cryin' out loud. Don't wanna run over any of 'em. These tractors are hard enough to manage as it is without the guinea pigs.... um, cattle.... gettin' in the way.**

Daniel: Well I helped a customer at work today who was very rurified. He even said "dang-nab" a few times, and "I'm a local boy." Considering he was several years older than me, I could tell this was pure rural slang. Reminded me a Jack.
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