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Re: ~~THE PERFORMANCE THREAD~~ **aside** ((action)) %%thought%%
« Reply #3780 on: January 08, 2007, 12:33:21 pm »
Cissy Fuss

(( Heaves a big, martyred sigh ))

%%  Why oh why is it always up to me to straighten up the mess? It's like pushing a boulder... oh yeah I already said that. %%

The next scene is the Del Mars attempting to have sex but there is failure to launch. As soon as the household recovers from their various illnesses, they will move out of the bathroom and in to the bedroom. Meanwhile I have work to do. I would suggest that you all straighten up and fly right. (sniffs self-righteously)


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Re: ~~THE PERFORMANCE THREAD~~ **aside** ((action)) %%thought%%
« Reply #3781 on: January 08, 2007, 06:45:45 pm »
The Del Mar Household is temporarily quarantined. We'll return when we're healthy.
 -Ennis, Alma, Junior, and Jenny


((Having been temporarily roped into cake decorating duties by ALMA, the hapless JBB has also caught the Del Mar lurgy...))

**Goddamn snot-snortin' kids... share yer toys? OH NOOOOOOO! Share yer germ-infested phlegmfest? OH YEEEEESSSS! Please JBB, oh please let me pick my rancid, slime-slicked nasal cavities with your finely moulded, ridged flat end!!! ((Cough, cough. Hack, hack)) Goddamn kids... Urrrghhhhh, ah think ahm gonna hurl**


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Will you stop playing with that radio of yours, I'm trying to get to sleep!

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Re: ~~THE PERFORMANCE THREAD~~ **aside** ((action)) %%thought%%
« Reply #3782 on: January 08, 2007, 07:45:20 pm »
JACK:

((Watching all this from off stage.))

**Ya know. Yer all makin' me wanna come up there real good.... Real good. Ennis, dontcha get sick too, or I won't touch ya fer a month.**
Why do we consume what we consume?
Why do we believe what we believe?
Why do we accept what we accept?
You have a body, a mind, and a soul.... You have a responsibility.

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Re: ~~THE PERFORMANCE THREAD~~ **aside** ((action)) %%thought%%
« Reply #3783 on: January 08, 2007, 07:53:50 pm »
RANDOM HEIFER #1: **Whats goin' on now? We gotta make another sign?**

RANDOM HEIFER #2: **Yep, come on pardner. Lets get up there.**

RANDOM HEIFER #1: **Fine!** ((rolls eyes))

RANDOM HEIFER #2: **I get top!**

RANDOM HEIFER #1: ** You got top last time. Its my turn. What're we writin' anyway?**

RANDOM HEIFER #2: ** See. Ya don't know. I gotta be top.**

RANDOM HEIFER #1: **Don't move around so much then.**
Why do we consume what we consume?
Why do we believe what we believe?
Why do we accept what we accept?
You have a body, a mind, and a soul.... You have a responsibility.

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Re: ~~THE PERFORMANCE THREAD~~ **aside** ((action)) %%thought%%
« Reply #3784 on: January 08, 2007, 08:00:16 pm »
RANDOM PASSER-BY:



**DEL MARS QUART + TAND?? That some new saddle store or sumthin'??**
Will you stop playing with that radio of yours, I'm trying to get to sleep!

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Re: ~~THE PERFORMANCE THREAD~~ **aside** ((action)) %%thought%%
« Reply #3785 on: January 08, 2007, 08:01:39 pm »
RANDOM HEIFER #1: ** What the hell's it say?**

RANDOM HEIFER #2: ** Del Mars Quarantined. That way more people don't get sick.**

RANDOM HEIFER #1: ** That don't say "Quarantined". Ya wrote Quart and Tand.**

RANDOM HEIFER #2: ** Tanned? Tanned ?!!**

((A large herd of cattle nearby suddenly stampedes, running by the bullboard, nearly knocking it over.))

RANDOM HEIFER #1 ((looking down)): **Whats got into 'em?**

RANDOM HEIFER #2 ((gets down shakily)): ** Ya said "tanned". What're ya tryin' ta do, give us all heart attacks?**
Why do we consume what we consume?
Why do we believe what we believe?
Why do we accept what we accept?
You have a body, a mind, and a soul.... You have a responsibility.

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Re: ~~THE PERFORMANCE THREAD~~ **aside** ((action)) %%thought%%
« Reply #3786 on: January 09, 2007, 01:20:51 pm »
((The worried and stampeding RANDOM HEIFFERS are consulting a charity about a possible decampment overseas...))



http://www.cowforce.com/
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Re: ~~THE PERFORMANCE THREAD~~ **aside** ((action)) %%thought%%
« Reply #3787 on: January 09, 2007, 02:09:03 pm »








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Re: ~~THE PERFORMANCE THREAD~~ **aside** ((action)) %%thought%%
« Reply #3788 on: January 10, 2007, 07:20:18 pm »

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Re: ~~THE PERFORMANCE THREAD~~ **aside** ((action)) %%thought%%
« Reply #3789 on: January 10, 2007, 11:13:31 pm »
Clapper

Scene 3,795 The Del Mar Bedroom, Take one!