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Re: ~~THE PERFORMANCE THREAD~~ **aside** ((action)) %%thought%%
« Reply #3930 on: February 02, 2007, 02:36:14 pm »

JAKETWIST~

==Ok, I know this is not how we usually do it, but here are your cues, JACK and ENNIS:==

==JACK, you come in after this, these were your last lines:==


((JACK speaking to PANGO))

%% Gotta think on Ennis. Gotta think on Ennis. %%

**But first thing's first. Gotta find Ennis del Mar. Ya know where he moved to after the divorce?**



==And ENNIS, well I owe you an appology I guess.  It seems you have been waiting in your f'n driveway for JACK F'N TWIST for 12 days now!  :o  :o   Here is where you left off:==

Ennis

You girls okay in there, Jenny, Junior?



==Ok JACK, you're on!==
Then the clouds opened up and God said, "I hate you, Alfafa."

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Re: ~~THE PERFORMANCE THREAD~~ **aside** ((action)) %%thought%%
« Reply #3931 on: February 02, 2007, 03:34:00 pm »

RANDOM STRANGER

%%Welll now, ain't this strange!  A man askin' for directions!  And what a man!!  whooeeeee!!!  He sure is purty!!  What a nice mouth, so curvy and just so sweet, I think I'd like to kiss it...... hunh?  whut am I thinkin'??  I thought I liked wimin?!!!%%


Here, young man, I'll give ya directions to del Mar's, just let me catch my breath.  First thing is, ya go five miles down this road right t'cheer, and then turn left, that would be East.  Drive down 'bout two miles, 'n then you will cross some railroad tracks.  Take the next left which is King Road.  Go another five miles down that road, 'n you will come to a driveway with a mounted elk head.  That there is del Mar's line cabin.  Ya cain't miss it, it is the only building out there in the middle a nowhere.
Then the clouds opened up and God said, "I hate you, Alfafa."

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Re: ~~THE PERFORMANCE THREAD~~ **aside** ((action)) %%thought%%
« Reply #3932 on: February 02, 2007, 04:02:12 pm »
Ennis

((indignent))

Why ya always got a blame ME Ms. Director? HUNH?!  I hit my mark, two weeks ago and was jus' standin' there leanin' over 'n lookin' in t' m'  girls sittin' in m' truck till I got the worst crick in m' neck 'n now I find out there ain't even no real girls in the truck because S-O-M-E-B-O-D-Y didn't cast anybody in the parts!! T' top it off  a Twister hit my house, picked it up 'n dropped it somewhere 'n now her sister wants t' sue me. I tell ya Ms. Director, sir, this is OBOAUS!

I ought a be makin' more money at this here job. I ain't jokin'.


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Re: ~~THE PERFORMANCE THREAD~~ **aside** ((action)) %%thought%%
« Reply #3933 on: February 02, 2007, 04:08:02 pm »
...Commercial Break...Commercial Break...Commercial Break...

         

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Re: ~~THE PERFORMANCE THREAD~~ **aside** ((action)) %%thought%%
« Reply #3934 on: February 02, 2007, 05:02:41 pm »
AND NOW A PERFORMANCE FROM OUR DAWSON COUNTY 4-H CLUB

« Last Edit: February 02, 2007, 05:05:55 pm by Arad-3 »
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Re: ~~THE PERFORMANCE THREAD~~ **aside** ((action)) %%thought%%
« Reply #3935 on: February 02, 2007, 05:11:00 pm »
JAKETWIST~

Ok, now I am sure that everyone is over the moon that our beloved breakout star TERRY CLOTH has found his way back to us once more, and yes  Management has stepped up  the security on the set and we have  hired more security detail to be on watch for certain undesirables.


So everyone  can just relax  and get back to work goddammit....


HIGH PRIESTESS:



** Undesirable?  That Warshrag turns up circulating lies, and it's all "Woo-hoo!" and "We are not worthy!" while I, who have been on an exhaustive field excursion in the service of my art, am forced to bear the consequences of his calumny by being termed an Undesirable on set?

Oh, you don't have to be on the watch for me, Madame Director.  This Undesirable will be more than happy to retire and leave you to enjoy the scatalogical stylings of that traitorous piece of toweling.  And if you should by chance care to see the magnificent results of my Mexican mission when the time comes to film that dark and sultry alley in Juarez, then all I can say is, you will have to call me back from other, much more uplifting, projects than the one so aptly named  BrokenArse Mountain. **

((With a disdainful sniff, Meryl retires in high dudgeon.))
Ich bin ein Brokie...

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Re: ~~THE PERFORMANCE THREAD~~ **aside** ((action)) %%thought%%
« Reply #3936 on: February 02, 2007, 06:15:55 pm »
Audience members~  In shock by what they just heard



Don't you dare leave!!


But, but.. your the High Priestess! The fairest in the land!


 Oh! The memories!! My heart is broken again!  I 
really have to get a life!



The crowd starts chanting Meryl!!!  .Merly!!!  Meryl!!  We want Meryl!!




Somebody here better make Meryl an offer she can't refuse!     Fazzio... find out where that director lives!
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Re: ~~THE PERFORMANCE THREAD~~ **aside** ((action)) %%thought%%
« Reply #3937 on: February 02, 2007, 07:07:08 pm »
Potential Audience Members

OMFG! Ellsworth, stop the car! If the High Priestess has left the building then there's no point in attending the production.


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Re: ~~THE PERFORMANCE THREAD~~ **aside** ((action)) %%thought%%
« Reply #3938 on: February 02, 2007, 07:25:24 pm »
" Save a horse... ride a cowboy "

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Re: ~~THE PERFORMANCE THREAD~~ **aside** ((action)) %%thought%%
« Reply #3939 on: February 02, 2007, 09:36:03 pm »


((Meryl is overcome))



** They like me....they really like me! **
Ich bin ein Brokie...