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Re: ~~THE PERFORMANCE THREAD~~ **aside** ((action)) %%thought%%
« Reply #4040 on: March 03, 2007, 12:06:39 pm »
Lureen

%% Good Golly - I cannot believe how expensive groceries are these days! %%


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Re: ~~THE PERFORMANCE THREAD~~ **aside** ((action)) %%thought%%
« Reply #4041 on: March 04, 2007, 03:41:33 pm »
JACK:

**Guess we're gettin' close to Thanksgivin' now... At least Ah think we are... Lureen's gone grocery shopping... and I'm startin' ta worry 'bout her cause she left two weeks ago.**

LUREEN:

Ah'm gettin close now...closin' in on mah chosen turkey...I've been trackin that varmint thru the Upper Peninsula a Michigan, Wisconsin, Minnie-sota, the badlands a North Dakota, a corner a Montana, an way over here in eastern Wyomin!! That turkey's a goner now!! ((Raises shotgun, squints eyes, aims... ))

POW!!
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Re: ~~THE PERFORMANCE THREAD~~ **aside** ((action)) %%thought%%
« Reply #4042 on: March 05, 2007, 01:46:14 am »
Poor Bobby is looking forward to some deeelish





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Re: ~~THE PERFORMANCE THREAD~~ **aside** ((action)) %%thought%%
« Reply #4043 on: March 05, 2007, 04:11:54 pm »
ALMA~

 Meanwhile Alma has bought tickets for a turkey raffle at the town hall. before the turkeys were raffled, they  put on a play for the ticket holders that they wrote themselves about the first Thanksgiving.

Oh My!  I thought these were suppose to be frozen turkeys!
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Re: ~~THE PERFORMANCE THREAD~~ **aside** ((action)) %%thought%%
« Reply #4044 on: March 06, 2007, 02:53:03 pm »
Alma~

%%  Where is that husband of mine?   I can't believe he left me with everything to do myself!  Knowing I'm in a delicate condition right now!  I should of lied to him and said the mustache looked great. But I just couldn't!

 I hope he's back soon cause he invited his weird family over for Thanksgiving and Ennis is suppose to come too!


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Re: ~~THE PERFORMANCE THREAD~~ **aside** ((action)) %%thought%%
« Reply #4045 on: March 06, 2007, 04:10:59 pm »
JACK:

((Armed only with a megaphone on the Childress Set, Jack yells north to Wyoming.))

**Ya havin' trouble with the turkey, hon? We can call out the national guard if ya need'em.**
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Why do we believe what we believe?
Why do we accept what we accept?
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Re: ~~THE PERFORMANCE THREAD~~ **aside** ((action)) %%thought%%
« Reply #4046 on: March 06, 2007, 08:47:28 pm »
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Re: ~~THE PERFORMANCE THREAD~~ **aside** ((action)) %%thought%%
« Reply #4047 on: March 07, 2007, 08:34:46 am »
((JBB, somewhere on a dusty road south of Wyoming...))

**Lube? Did I hear someone say LUBE??? Do ah hear the sweet song of Mr Twist callin' fer his JBB?**
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Re: ~~THE PERFORMANCE THREAD~~ **aside** ((action)) %%thought%%
« Reply #4048 on: March 08, 2007, 12:58:49 am »
A blur of yellow streaks by........


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Re: ~~THE PERFORMANCE THREAD~~ **aside** ((action)) %%thought%%
« Reply #4049 on: March 08, 2007, 01:04:15 am »
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