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Re: ~~THE PERFORMANCE THREAD~~ **aside** ((action)) %%thought%%
« Reply #4050 on: March 08, 2007, 06:33:07 pm »
JACK:

((Armed only with a megaphone on the Childress Set, Jack yells north to Wyoming.))

**Ya havin' trouble with the turkey, hon? We can call out the national guard if ya need'em.**

LUREEN: No Jack, I got it an' I'm high-tailin' it back to Texas now!! You wouldn't believe what I just saw--a yellow can of . . . sumpthun!! Redlining it past me on the freeway!! Whoo-eee!!

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Re: ~~THE PERFORMANCE THREAD~~ **aside** ((action)) %%thought%%
« Reply #4051 on: March 09, 2007, 12:04:15 am »
MEMO to MISS LAUREL SPARTA from THE HIGH PRIESTESS:

The big Thanksgiving shoot is just hours away.  Do you have all your ducks in a row?


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Re: ~~THE PERFORMANCE THREAD~~ **aside** ((action)) %%thought%%
« Reply #4052 on: March 09, 2007, 12:13:46 am »
BEST BOY:

Miz Sparta, is the snow smooth enuf now?? I been workin on it for four effin years!!


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Re: ~~THE PERFORMANCE THREAD~~ **aside** ((action)) %%thought%%
« Reply #4053 on: March 09, 2007, 12:15:55 am »

WORLD LEADER:

** Uhm, MISS SPARTA, would you come and take your star player off my nether parts hands, please? **


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Re: ~~THE PERFORMANCE THREAD~~ **aside** ((action)) %%thought%%
« Reply #4054 on: March 09, 2007, 01:40:31 am »
FOX NEWSROOM


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Re: ~~THE PERFORMANCE THREAD~~ **aside** ((action)) %%thought%%
« Reply #4055 on: March 09, 2007, 01:57:29 am »
Don's Nuts~

Meanwhile crowds start to gather at Don's Nuts to watch the Marathon. Tullio, ( AKA Acoustic Man here at Bettermost) Does his best to entertain them while they wait.

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Re: ~~THE PERFORMANCE THREAD~~ **aside** ((action)) %%thought%%
« Reply #4056 on: March 09, 2007, 02:15:01 am »

PREHISTORIC CITIZEN OF WYOMING:



** I love it!  Acoustic Man AND turkey with all the trimmins!! **
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Re: ~~THE PERFORMANCE THREAD~~ **aside** ((action)) %%thought%%
« Reply #4057 on: March 09, 2007, 02:41:33 am »
Sarge Payne Ennis's foreman

After Acoustic mans rendition of "Annies Song" by John Denver,  Sarge Payne said he had to get up early in the morning. Another guest said they needed some air.

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Re: ~~THE PERFORMANCE THREAD~~ **aside** ((action)) %%thought%%
« Reply #4058 on: March 09, 2007, 02:56:52 am »
News

Celabrations in honor of the Thanksgiving Marathon have started taking place in small towns across the nation!

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Re: ~~THE PERFORMANCE THREAD~~ **aside** ((action)) %%thought%%
« Reply #4059 on: March 09, 2007, 06:53:20 am »
LAUREL SPARTA:

((Laura leans out from the production tower balcony and looks over the crowd of screaming fans, actors, and audience members. She quickly calls some of her assistants to help her surmise the situation.))

**My god, what do they all want..... The production to continue??? Yes, the show must go on.... You, make sure our choreographers are prepared, and I want the scene transitions to be seamless!!!!**

((Laurel reaches up and touches her aged face.))

**And you! I want a Caramel Cappuccino and more face cream!!**

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Why do we accept what we accept?
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