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Re: ~~THE PERFORMANCE THREAD~~ **aside** ((action)) %%thought%%
« Reply #4060 on: March 09, 2007, 06:58:11 am »
MEMO to MISS LAUREL SPARTA from THE HIGH PRIESTESS:

The big Thanksgiving shoot is just hours away.  Do you have all your ducks in a row?



LAUREL SPARTA:

((Laurel makes a general announcement to the assembly.))

**Yes, no doubt, all the ducks are in a row. Any ducks (or turkeys for that matter) not in their correct locations will be called to the negotiations office where they will be able to meet with our new contract negotiations officer. I have been lenient in the past, but we cannot delay much longer.**

Why do we consume what we consume?
Why do we believe what we believe?
Why do we accept what we accept?
You have a body, a mind, and a soul.... You have a responsibility.

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Re: ~~THE PERFORMANCE THREAD~~ **aside** ((action)) %%thought%%
« Reply #4061 on: March 09, 2007, 07:05:26 am »
BEST BOY:

Miz Sparta, is the snow smooth enuf now?? I been workin on it for four effin years!!


LAUREL SPARTA:

((Irritated by this interruption at such an inopportune moment, Laurel rolls her eyes and yells through her megaphone.))

**Yes, yes, it looks fine. Now get down here and work on crowd control for this growing ensemble. The audience members are parking in all the wrong places!!**

((Laurel looks over the crowd once more, then takes her most trusted advisor and heads to the dungeons sanctuary.))

**Oh High Priestess, I humbly beseech you that all the scenes of this weekend will commence without failure so that I will not have to resort to releasing the Feared Ones before their just positions. All praises be! YEEHAW!**
Why do we consume what we consume?
Why do we believe what we believe?
Why do we accept what we accept?
You have a body, a mind, and a soul.... You have a responsibility.

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Re: ~~THE PERFORMANCE THREAD~~ **aside** ((action)) %%thought%%
« Reply #4062 on: March 09, 2007, 03:41:10 pm »
Harry ( The killer) Cauk





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Re: ~~THE PERFORMANCE THREAD~~ **aside** ((action)) %%thought%%
« Reply #4063 on: March 09, 2007, 03:43:58 pm »
Harry (The Killer) Cauk

Harry has a vision.   





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Re: ~~THE PERFORMANCE THREAD~~ **aside** ((action)) %%thought%%
« Reply #4064 on: March 09, 2007, 08:19:50 pm »
Cissy Fuss


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Re: ~~THE PERFORMANCE THREAD~~ **aside** ((action)) %%thought%%
« Reply #4065 on: March 09, 2007, 08:58:12 pm »
Blind turkey farmer
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Re: ~~THE PERFORMANCE THREAD~~ **aside** ((action)) %%thought%%
« Reply #4066 on: March 09, 2007, 11:27:57 pm »
LAUREL SPARTA:

((Irritated by this interruption at such an inopportune moment, Laurel rolls her eyes and yells through her megaphone.))

**Yes, yes, it looks fine. Now get down here and work on crowd control for this growing ensemble. The audience members are parking in all the wrong places!!**

((Laurel looks over the crowd once more, then takes her most trusted advisor and heads to the dungeons sanctuary.))

**Oh High Priestess, I humbly beseech you that all the scenes of this weekend will commence without failure so that I will not have to resort to releasing the Feared Ones before their just positions. All praises be! YEEHAW!**

HIGH PRIESTESS:



%% Feared Ones?  WTF?  This gal is working on her Nineteenth Nervous Breakdown, methinks....%%


((Looking out at the ever-growing, restless mob chanting for the start of the promised entertainment, Meryl swings into action))

** I'm sending out my elite shock troops to get this mob under control.   PRIESTETTES, to the trenches, on the double! **


Ich bin ein Brokie...

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Re: ~~THE PERFORMANCE THREAD~~ **aside** ((action)) %%thought%%
« Reply #4067 on: March 09, 2007, 11:50:57 pm »


((Meanwhile, an old friend arrives in Wardrobe...))

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Re: ~~THE PERFORMANCE THREAD~~ **aside** ((action)) %%thought%%
« Reply #4068 on: March 10, 2007, 01:03:57 am »
Marathon watchers

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Re: ~~THE PERFORMANCE THREAD~~ **aside** ((action)) %%thought%%
« Reply #4069 on: March 10, 2007, 01:08:39 am »
LUREEN:

Bobby! Jack!! I'm home!!!
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