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Re: ~~THE PERFORMANCE THREAD~~ **aside** ((action)) %%thought%%
« Reply #4070 on: March 10, 2007, 01:12:14 am »
The audience is prepared to watch a feast for the eyes.


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Re: ~~THE PERFORMANCE THREAD~~ **aside** ((action)) %%thought%%
« Reply #4071 on: March 10, 2007, 01:13:32 am »
READY WITH THE GONG TO ANNOUNCE THE START OF THE MARATHON


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Re: ~~THE PERFORMANCE THREAD~~ **aside** ((action)) %%thought%%
« Reply #4072 on: March 10, 2007, 01:14:13 am »
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Re: ~~THE PERFORMANCE THREAD~~ **aside** ((action)) %%thought%%
« Reply #4073 on: March 10, 2007, 01:17:24 am »



((The SUN arrives on set to bestow glad tidings and good wishes on the Marathon and looks forward to celebrating Turkey Day in Childress. ))


**The SUN has heard rumors that the MOON may drop in on the holiday proceedings in Riverton.**
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Re: ~~THE PERFORMANCE THREAD~~ **aside** ((action)) %%thought%%
« Reply #4074 on: March 10, 2007, 01:19:12 am »
LUREEN:

Woa, that sun is bright! Think I'll just put the turkey out in the sun to bake!! On second thought, ah better put it in the oven.
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Re: ~~THE PERFORMANCE THREAD~~ **aside** ((action)) %%thought%%
« Reply #4075 on: March 10, 2007, 01:19:40 am »
JACK:

** Here we go! **

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Re: ~~THE PERFORMANCE THREAD~~ **aside** ((action)) %%thought%%
« Reply #4076 on: March 10, 2007, 01:24:48 am »
LUREEN:

Yea, that was a short three hours but I got everthing cooked. Rocky Mountain oysters, ambrosia, and of course, the turkey!! Now, to get Jack here to serve the dang thing!! **Hope nobody notices all the buckshot in it!**
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Re: ~~THE PERFORMANCE THREAD~~ **aside** ((action)) %%thought%%
« Reply #4077 on: March 10, 2007, 01:33:20 am »
Empress of Everything

%% Time to get ready for bed. Wait! Do I hear some activity below? %%


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Re: ~~THE PERFORMANCE THREAD~~ **aside** ((action)) %%thought%%
« Reply #4078 on: March 10, 2007, 01:40:40 am »
LUREEN:

Woa, that sun is bright! Think I'll just put the turkey out in the sun to bake!! On second thought, ah better put it in the oven.

SUN:

Well hello there Lureen!  Why thank you for noticing my brightness.  Yes, I thought I'd arrive on set with a showy entrance.  PLUS!  I thought I'd start practicing for my in this marathon as the hot, hot *Texas* sun!  But, now you inspire me!  I never considered before that I might be useful in helping you slave over the meal for *3 whole hours*  :o !!!  Let me know what I can do to help.  For now, I worked on baking a turkey!  I fear I may have only scourched it... you know, just blackened it.  I worry that the turkey on Jack's tray might be tooooo pale.  Wait til they taste my version of turkey!


Does this look over-done enough? 
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Re: ~~THE PERFORMANCE THREAD~~ **aside** ((action)) %%thought%%
« Reply #4079 on: March 10, 2007, 01:43:09 am »
Empress of Everything

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TURKEY:

** WOW, and I thought I had some breast meat t'reckon with! **


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