Author Topic: ~~THE PERFORMANCE THREAD~~ **aside** ((action)) %%thought%%  (Read 1165633 times)

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Re: ~~THE PERFORMANCE THREAD~~ **aside** ((action)) %%thought%%
« Reply #4150 on: March 11, 2007, 03:05:09 am »

HIGH PRIESTESS:



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Re: ~~THE PERFORMANCE THREAD~~ **aside** ((action)) %%thought%%
« Reply #4151 on: March 11, 2007, 03:27:31 am »



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Re: ~~THE PERFORMANCE THREAD~~ **aside** ((action)) %%thought%%
« Reply #4152 on: March 11, 2007, 03:33:05 am »
Mama and Daddy, can we get cable internet? This dial-up business is for the birds.




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Re: ~~THE PERFORMANCE THREAD~~ **aside** ((action)) %%thought%%
« Reply #4153 on: March 11, 2007, 04:31:47 am »
LUREEN:

No, not until they start havin football games on the Internet!! Tho yr daddy seems ta like it well enuf. He says the Internet is better'n goin to Mexico!! I wonder...husbands don't seem to wanna surf the Internet with their wives...

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Re: ~~THE PERFORMANCE THREAD~~ **aside** ((action)) %%thought%%
« Reply #4154 on: March 11, 2007, 01:16:02 pm »
JACK:

**I jest don't think ye'd like the sites I visit, hon, that's all.**
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Re: ~~THE PERFORMANCE THREAD~~ **aside** ((action)) %%thought%%
« Reply #4155 on: March 11, 2007, 01:38:06 pm »
Surrogate Monroe

(( Stands in front of the TV slack-jawed and wide-eyed. ))

I gotta get me one a those!!


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Re: ~~THE PERFORMANCE THREAD~~ **aside** ((action)) %%thought%%
« Reply #4156 on: March 11, 2007, 01:43:15 pm »
Empress of Everything

I cannot BELIEVE I have been invited to Thanksgiving dinner at Alma and Monroe's house. I am a Diva - and I have the certificate to verify that. Where are the serving wenches and knaves? Where are the finger bowls? Most importantly, where is the pasta!?

%% How do I tactfully turn down this invitation? I want everyone to adore me, not abhor me. %%


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Re: ~~THE PERFORMANCE THREAD~~ **aside** ((action)) %%thought%%
« Reply #4157 on: March 11, 2007, 01:55:00 pm »
Proxy Ennis


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Re: ~~THE PERFORMANCE THREAD~~ **aside** ((action)) %%thought%%
« Reply #4158 on: March 11, 2007, 01:58:12 pm »
Proxy Ennis

%% Think a all th' fun 'n frivolity I'll have there with Alma 'n Monroe. %%
(( Grabs the whiskey bottle and takes a slug. ))

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Re: ~~THE PERFORMANCE THREAD~~ **aside** ((action)) %%thought%%
« Reply #4159 on: March 11, 2007, 02:03:28 pm »
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I wonder...husbands don't seem to wanna surf the Internet with their wives...
**I jest don't think ye'd like the sites I visit, hon, that's all.**

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