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Re: ~~THE PERFORMANCE THREAD~~ **aside** ((action)) %%thought%%
« Reply #4160 on: March 11, 2007, 02:20:12 pm »
JACK:

**I jest don't think ye'd like the sites I visit, hon, that's all.**

LUREEN:
Hun, you don't know the half of it...I spend lo these many hours punchin numbers into an addin machine and thinking about the times I had with my Kappa Phi and barrel racing sisters!! There's just a mite bit too much testosterone around here for my taste, an it looks like we're headed for some antler-bashing!!
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Re: ~~THE PERFORMANCE THREAD~~ **aside** ((action)) %%thought%%
« Reply #4161 on: March 11, 2007, 02:42:31 pm »
JACK:

**Been there, done that, moved on, wrote the book.**
Why do we consume what we consume?
Why do we believe what we believe?
Why do we accept what we accept?
You have a body, a mind, and a soul.... You have a responsibility.

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Re: ~~THE PERFORMANCE THREAD~~ **aside** ((action)) %%thought%%
« Reply #4162 on: March 11, 2007, 03:22:27 pm »
Riverton


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Re: ~~THE PERFORMANCE THREAD~~ **aside** ((action)) %%thought%%
« Reply #4163 on: March 11, 2007, 03:32:55 pm »
Alma~
 
Meanwhile back in Riverton Alma nervously awaits the arrival of her new family. She has added the final touches to the meal and set a beautiful table.

%% Oh dear, I do hope that I meet with their approval.  Ive always wanted a mother in law that i could be close to.  I missed that with Ennis.  Poor Ennis grew up without a mother and father.  Not ever seeing my own.  I'm actually looking forward to meeting Enid and Melvin and Elvin.  They should be here any minute!%%
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Re: ~~THE PERFORMANCE THREAD~~ **aside** ((action)) %%thought%%
« Reply #4164 on: March 11, 2007, 03:42:53 pm »
Alma~

(( Alma hears a car pull up and rushes to the window))

Oh my!



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Re: ~~THE PERFORMANCE THREAD~~ **aside** ((action)) %%thought%%
« Reply #4165 on: March 11, 2007, 03:47:20 pm »
Alma~

(( The door opens and in walks her new family))

%% Ooooh Myyyy! %%



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Re: ~~THE PERFORMANCE THREAD~~ **aside** ((action)) %%thought%%
« Reply #4166 on: March 11, 2007, 03:54:22 pm »
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Re: ~~THE PERFORMANCE THREAD~~ **aside** ((action)) %%thought%%
« Reply #4167 on: March 11, 2007, 03:55:25 pm »
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Re: ~~THE PERFORMANCE THREAD~~ **aside** ((action)) %%thought%%
« Reply #4168 on: March 11, 2007, 03:56:16 pm »
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Re: ~~THE PERFORMANCE THREAD~~ **aside** ((action)) %%thought%%
« Reply #4169 on: March 11, 2007, 04:05:55 pm »
Alma~

Welcome to our house. Please come in a make yourselves at home!



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