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Re: ~~THE PERFORMANCE THREAD~~ **aside** ((action)) %%thought%%
« Reply #4180 on: March 11, 2007, 05:01:24 pm »
Empress of Everything

((Looks Alma up and down.))

%% Poor girl. She REALLY needs to visit Dame Edna's rejuvenating spa in Australia. She needs the full deluxe damaged-goods package.%%

Alma, darling, you are looking very uh, fetching in your homespun. And you are knocked up I see.


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Re: ~~THE PERFORMANCE THREAD~~ **aside** ((action)) %%thought%%
« Reply #4181 on: March 11, 2007, 05:05:39 pm »
MONROE:

(( Stress breeds protective impatience, in case y'all didn't know...))

You got a problem with that?

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Re: ~~THE PERFORMANCE THREAD~~ **aside** ((action)) %%thought%%
« Reply #4182 on: March 11, 2007, 05:07:52 pm »
Proxy Ennis

((Knocks on door then stands on threshold, unsure if he wants to go into the chaos or not.))

Mmm


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Re: ~~THE PERFORMANCE THREAD~~ **aside** ((action)) %%thought%%
« Reply #4183 on: March 11, 2007, 05:11:29 pm »
MIKA THE MUSICAL MULE

(( Following right behind ))


** And you'll get more conversation from me than from Ennis, if he stays true to form! **

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Re: ~~THE PERFORMANCE THREAD~~ **aside** ((action)) %%thought%%
« Reply #4184 on: March 11, 2007, 05:13:44 pm »
Alma~

Finally!  Thought for a minute that you weren't coming!   Ummmm!  Maybe you better say hi to the girls in the kitchen!
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Re: ~~THE PERFORMANCE THREAD~~ **aside** ((action)) %%thought%%
« Reply #4185 on: March 11, 2007, 05:17:03 pm »
Alma~

Ok everyone dinner's ready!!

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Re: ~~THE PERFORMANCE THREAD~~ **aside** ((action)) %%thought%%
« Reply #4186 on: March 11, 2007, 05:20:20 pm »
MONROE:

Everyone, please be seated!

ALMA and I are delighted to have such an auspicious (or is that conspicuous? or suspicious?.... ) company present for this our first family Thanksgiving!





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Re: ~~THE PERFORMANCE THREAD~~ **aside** ((action)) %%thought%%
« Reply #4187 on: March 11, 2007, 05:21:04 pm »
Alma~

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Re: ~~THE PERFORMANCE THREAD~~ **aside** ((action)) %%thought%%
« Reply #4188 on: March 11, 2007, 05:40:43 pm »
MONROE:


Awww, mom, don't you know electric knives are all the rage among the really tough guys? Just trying to live up to your expectations, here!


(( Continues carving the bird. Decides more reasoning is probably needed to defend his choices to sceptical family members ))


And anyways, it came with a free fountain! An opportunity not to be missed!  Look, there in the corner - if the turkey's a *tad* too well done, there's the incessant tinkling of water and moisture right here, to counteract any sense of dryness.

((Blathers on, nervously))

In fact, the piece is supposed to be a tribute to what men may find themselves when they go fishing.


(( Notices both ENNIS and ALMA glaring daggers at him ))

Uhm... uh......Did I say something wrong?


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Re: ~~THE PERFORMANCE THREAD~~ **aside** ((action)) %%thought%%
« Reply #4189 on: March 11, 2007, 05:42:19 pm »
Alma~


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