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Re: ~~THE PERFORMANCE THREAD~~ **aside** ((action)) %%thought%%
« Reply #4190 on: March 11, 2007, 05:43:49 pm »
Alma~




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Re: ~~THE PERFORMANCE THREAD~~ **aside** ((action)) %%thought%%
« Reply #4191 on: March 11, 2007, 05:44:16 pm »
*** Much needed commercial break!!! *** Much needed commercial break!!! *** Much needed commercial break!!!  :) ***



Getting sick of
eatin' the same
food for two fuckin'
weeks, huh?
So here's the
drink along with it.
Cheers!

 ;D

« Last Edit: March 11, 2007, 05:50:46 pm by Pipedream »

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Re: ~~THE PERFORMANCE THREAD~~ **aside** ((action)) %%thought%%
« Reply #4192 on: March 11, 2007, 05:48:46 pm »
MONROE:

(( Wisely shuts up, and keeps carving for dear life, gripping the knife as if tomorrow depended on it ))

%% There's such mounting tension in this room.... it's getting unbearable..... soon it'll be so thick I'll be able to cut THAT with this here knife! %%

(( Tiny dry turkey flakes fly like dust, coating the table ))

((Unwisely speaks up once more ))

A drop of whiskey, anyone?


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Re: ~~THE PERFORMANCE THREAD~~ **aside** ((action)) %%thought%%
« Reply #4193 on: March 11, 2007, 05:49:12 pm »
Chi Chi


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Re: ~~THE PERFORMANCE THREAD~~ **aside** ((action)) %%thought%%
« Reply #4194 on: March 11, 2007, 05:51:33 pm »
Alma~

Monroe I'll have a double straight up!  Oh Friiigggg! I forgot I'm  pregnant!
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Re: ~~THE PERFORMANCE THREAD~~ **aside** ((action)) %%thought%%
« Reply #4195 on: March 11, 2007, 05:53:09 pm »
Alma~

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Re: ~~THE PERFORMANCE THREAD~~ **aside** ((action)) %%thought%%
« Reply #4196 on: March 11, 2007, 05:56:43 pm »
MONROE:

((Looks down on the half-carved turkey and the sight of it sets off a sudden vision: ))


%% Oh my! Oh no!! The horror! That scares me !!! %%

(( Desperately commisserating with Chi-Chi:))

Guess we're all frightened by something.... The point is to somehow overcome our fears. We're getting the opportunity to try to do just that here, now wouldn't you say?


(( To ALMA: ))

Oh honey, this once will be OK I'm sure. We all need some stress relief. Here, I'll join you!!

(( Grabs bottle and starts pouring ))


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Re: ~~THE PERFORMANCE THREAD~~ **aside** ((action)) %%thought%%
« Reply #4197 on: March 11, 2007, 05:58:39 pm »

** In the meantime, Tony the turkey actor is assessing the situation... **
::)

« Last Edit: March 11, 2007, 06:07:30 pm by Pipedream »

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Re: ~~THE PERFORMANCE THREAD~~ **aside** ((action)) %%thought%%
« Reply #4198 on: March 11, 2007, 06:03:01 pm »
MONROE:

(( Continues to denude Tony ))

Sure Alvin, glad you like the turkey! Here's some more for you! You just stuff yourself with that now!


%% How on earth can he even *chew* this sawdust? He's just so weird, he never fails to amaze me!%%

(( Downs more - MUCH more - whiskey to counteract sawdust thoughts, and family stress, and CHER visions, and all that mule braying from the kitchen ))

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Re: ~~THE PERFORMANCE THREAD~~ **aside** ((action)) %%thought%%
« Reply #4199 on: March 11, 2007, 06:14:50 pm »
Alma~

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